Hello,

 

I'm a sad sad puppy wolfie.   I come from SG and my masters there are very mean *sniffs* I'm looking for a new home who can take care of a kind and cute puppy wolfie and give me a hug and a kiss?  **puppy look**

 

 

Sorry I don't kiss or hug or do any sort of that thing. But you can live here. I have always wanted a little puppy

SG, wouldn't they feed it to the beasties?  It would probably be better here... as long as no one feeds it tainted chocolate (or ANY chocolate for that matter).

Is it safe?

*pokes with stick*

Light, is it tower broken? I am not cleaning up any droppings around the tower...

Actually Al'Thor may be onto something... It did come from SG so maybe it's just a baby trollic in disguise... With the recent attempt at attack by Lanfear maybe we shouldn't trust it...

IT'S A BABY DARKHOUNDDDDD!!!!

 

 

 

kill it.

It could be a trolloc or darkhound... lets feed it tainted brownies and see what happens.

*pushes brownie tray towards pup*

But I wanted it to be puppy. Oh, tainted brownies make darkhounds puppies

Noooo, puppy wolfie is man's best friend.  Your best friend.  I promise.

 

*sniffs brownies*  Smells some medical grass in that brownie..

 

Oh and this puppy wolfie is trained!  *beams, barks, wags tail*

Such a sweet dog. I wonder if my bears will get toothache by eating you?

**puppy whimpers** you guys as bad as my masters in SG  **sad puppy sounds**

 

Now now, I wouldn't say we are as bad most definitely possibly worse run while you can.  But maybe...just maybe... If you bring us a cow. We have been in dire need of a cow, last one was pretty short lived. Bring us a cow, and we shall see.  

But he is such a cute ickle puppy! Look at those puppy dog eyes...

 

*snuggles the fluffy puppy*

**whimpers while being snuggled.**

 

**sniff sniff**  **wags tail**  **runs off**

 

**comes back with..**

 

Hey Mr Althor.. I found you a cow!!

 

 

Now can I have my puppy hug and puppy kiss??  *wags tail**

Okay, that one is definately a trollic... I mean, it is clearly a mix of cat/cow/bunny which would doom us all if we drank it's milk ... Assuming it even has milk (Don't see an utter)

It's clearly a moo-cat.

*stares at the moo-cat eye to eye*

*whispers* Its staring right into my soul.

*walks up to the moo cow slowly and cautiously*

*slowly reaches for stick*

*poke*

Interesting, it seems that through my scientific research, I was able to discover the moo-cow's lack of fear for being poked with sticks. I think we can use this somehow...

*sees cute puppy dog, showers with puppy kisses and gives snuggles*

 

^^

Can we just balefire it already?

*sees cute puppy dog, showers with puppy kisses and gives snuggles*

 

^^

 

No, you did it! It was nice meeting you Izabella. 

What? they're my one weakness :(

Quick, we need more sticks for scientific research!

*makes poking gesture*

*sees cute puppy dog, showers with puppy kisses and gives snuggles*

 

^^

**HOWLS wildly as said puppy transforms into Lanfear with some whiskers still on as transformation was not fully developed**

 

**Gets cue card from pocket**  **cough**

 

How dare you kiss and hug me you of vile being and stuff!!  **flips cue card**  I am Lanfear, the whiskers got stuck but yeah I am her!!  

The delicacy of my nature is affronted with just everyone's presence here so **flips cue card again** ah..

 

**Draws the one power and gathers all feathers lying around (if any) and tickles everyone to their demise**

 

Bwahahahaha.. BWAHAHAHAH!!!  Die!! Die laughing!!!  Bwahahaa..*coughs coughs*  water... I need water *coughs*

*eats popcorn while looking at the civie getting tortured*

 

They'll never learn...

*laughs uncontrollably* 

Time to HAHAHAH...TIME TO BAHAHAHa...... TIME TO TRY THE NEW BT ATTACK EMU! HAHAHAHAHA!

 

*a sudden noise stirs in the distance*

Go ahahahah GET 'EM!