How to serve the Taint:

 

By posting funny pics?

 

By speaking about the weather?

 

By sharing funny clips?

 

By listening to the taint? (And replying when asked to)

 

By spamming of course...

 

You are welcome to spam around but we could make it more tematic:

 

The first topic is Lazy - jokes,songs, pics, your pics, everything counts.

 

We might think of an award if you behave

So, let me be first:

 

no themes in the spam.

So my mission is to prove that with the Taint, you could theme the spam. You just can't tame it

 

it's not that we are incapable of theming spam.

 

it's that, except in he instance of specific tasks or very specific threads, we choose not to.

 

this is the Black Tower. you will find it in the forum dictionary under random chaos.

 

leyrann, can you please help demonstrate the proper derailing technique?

Of course I will help. I will always, in every thread except those you listed, spam without regard for topic, until the thread is derailed so far, that the original topic has been long forgotten.

*beams with pride*

Are you trying to say you taught me how to spam, now?

I'm too lazy to derail.

 

Laziness is very Shadowy.

 

And I am too derailed to be lazy I guess :grin:

 

I though you were born with the spam, people could be taught how to?

Are you trying to say you taught me how to spam, now?

no, child I'm trying to say you are an exemplary member of the black tower and as such I am proud of you and of each and every one of us.

And I am too derailed to be lazy I guess :grin:

 

I though you were born with the spam, people could be taught how to?

spam happens

Some people need some more encouragement than others.

 

 

You seem to be a natural though. You'll do quite well. 

I'm too lazy to derail.

 

Laziness is very Shadowy.

 

it's pretty universal

 

Are you trying to say you taught me how to spam, now?

no, child I'm trying to say you are an exemplary member of the black tower and as such I am proud of you and of each and every one of us.

 

 

So don't dissuade the new one from themed spam. We has many themed spams. 

 

Of course they always go off-theme but that is teh nature of teh spamz. 

 

 

Are you trying to say you taught me how to spam, now?

 

no, child I'm trying to say you are an exemplary member of the black tower and as such I am proud of you and of each and every one of us.

 

So don't dissuade the new one from themed spam. We has many themed spams. 

 

Of course they always go off-theme but that is teh nature of teh spamz.

I do not dissuade. I guide by example.

 

what were we posting about again?

I was so very energetic last night that I got the house vacuumed, the dishes done, the kitty blankies and all the rest of the laundry laundered... the kitties snuggled sadly by the washing machine until they had their blankies back dry and fluffy again this morning... but then I walked out my door and was greeted by gah, blech, snow and ice. the drive was feh. I need to get back to buffalo and snuggle under the blankies till spring.

The Kitty gets it.

 

But I like teh snowz...

 

do you drive in it?

Yep. I am Canadian.

 

perhaps th dark ones protection came a bit too late...