Do you have a good advice for? Then post it here. 

 

 

1. Hedgehogs are cute but they bite hard. Studie them from a distance. 

2. You can fall while running while wearing socks without shoes on marble floor

3. Don´t lick the fence (made out of metal) when it´s freezing cold outside. 

4. Don't pee on an electric fence.

5. Don´t become fb friend with your crazy, socialpathic boss. 

6. Don't argue with a drunk, overlyaggresive feminist.

7. Don't touch my hair, unlesss instructed, I know it's black and silky...

8. Diswasher tabs are for the dishwasher, washing machine tabs for the washing machine

lol From own experience, Via? 

 

 

9. After you have been to the ladies room - check that your dress isn´t stuck in your leggings. 

yes, yes it is. what is worse is I picked up the washinng machine tabs to move them out the way to get to the dishwasher tabs to put one in the washing mahine, lol!

10. Watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow.

11. if your girlfriend is already drunk, don't leave a bottle of woodchuck on the floor

12. never trust autocorrect. it's evil and/or mentally challenged.

11. if your girlfriend is already drunk, don't leave a bottle of woodchuck on the floor

Very wise advice.

13: When you mop the floor you can "ice skate" if not wearing non-slip shoes!

14.  Always piss leeward.

15. Don´t ever trust a copying machine. It might look nice but then one day, when you are stressed and need those copies quick, it will eat all your papers. 

I totally agree with that advice

 

16. Don't make an offer to do my homework without truly meaning it

14.  Always piss leeward.

 

That's the most important piece of advice in the Netherlands for men.

17. Remember to throw out the Christmas Tree before there are fir needles all over the place. 

 

(Please remind me of this!)

18. don't have the second espresso. too alert at work is bad.

19. Don't do a high kick when asked to by a friend on a night out and fling your leg up so high you badly pull a muscle...>.>

20. Don't break the seal.

21. Except... Oh wait... I need to wait one more month.

22. Don't look at the sun.