Welcome to the Fantasy-themed Owl Post!

 

This game is inspired by the Harry Potter series. In the book, characters could send messages to eachother via the Owl Post; in this game, the basis is the same. Each post acts as a letter, and you may send a letter to/from any character and/or author in the realm of the Fantasy world. Only rules are, 

- no double posts please
- any owl post sent must be addressed to the sender of the previous owl post 
- keep the letters PG-13.


Ex:

Post #1 -

Dobby,

you suck, i totally pwned you at the MTV awards a few years back.

So Not Yours,

Smeagle & Ghollum

 

 

Post #2-

 

Dear Mr. Multiple-Personality-Disorder,

Dobby would liek to say that Dobby doens't agree with your letter, and Dobby will be visiting the shire soon to show Ghollum & Smeagle exactly how much he sucks in comparision to Dobby.

- Dobby (the free house elf)

 

 

There is no limit to what characters you use and from what series. I'll start....

Dear Mother of Dragons,

 

How is it you were able to get where you are? You started off so meek and ended up a fighter for your people with such courage! Please tell me your secrets!

 

 

Your mechanic friend,

 

Kaylee

You may begin with a letter to Kaylee!

Dear Kaylee,

 

Never would have though I'd have a mechanic like you!

 

Keep up the good work!

 

Mal

Mal,

 

We could use your help with this battle. Please help.

 

Your Ali,

Jon Snow

Dear Mr. Snow,

 

My Inner Eye is telling me to warn you. I have seen the Grim! Beware of animal that looks like wolfs! 

 

/Sybill Trewlawney

Dear Mistress Trewlawney,

 

I am sending some of my sisters, so you must stop acting like a charlatan. Prophecies, my Red Shawl! Only I have this rare gift!

 

I am well aware you cannot channel.

 

Elaida do Avriny a'Roihan,

Amyrlin Seat,

The Flame of Tar Valon

Elaida,

 

I'm the true Amyrlin

 

Egwene al'Verr

Amyrlin Seat

The Flame of Tar Valon

Dear Egwene,

 

You are too full of yourself. Stop it now or I will throw you over my knee!

 

Cadsuane Melaidhrin

Aes Sedai of the Green Ajah

Legend to you!

Cadsuane, 

 

You remind me of my granny, do you bake? Oh yeah, I'm on your trail....

 

Artemis Entreri

Son, let me see some ID. You look shady.

 

Officer John McClane

(Bruce Willis)

Awesome job ado far, keep it up!

Mr. McClane,

 

You look very familiar to me...have we met somewhere...perhaps you were the one who helped me fix my car on Highway Three Ninety Four.

 

Severus Snape

Severus,

 

As always, I rely on your discretion towards muggles with guns. Do not disappoint me,

 

Albus Dumbledore,

A Friend

Albus,

 

I was not late for our last duel.  A wizard is never late, Albus Dumbledore, nor is he early.  He arrives precisely when he means to.

 

Gandalf the White

Gandalf,

 

You need to just relax man, have a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster on me.

 

Zaphod Beeblebrox

Dear Zaphod,

 

Please keep your Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster to yourself, along with your second hand ballpoint pen business! Please focus on your studies - and play some quidditch.

 

Sincerely, 

Professor McGonangall

My dear Minerva, 

 

Enclosed is the hairball treatment medicine that you ordered. I am not a veterinarian, however, borrowing this from 

the Alliance for a friend as dear as you is worth it. I hope it helps.

 

~Simon Tam

Dear Simon, 

 

How is your sister doing? I would like to offer my healing services, if you would so wish. 

*tugs on braid in frustration*

 

Sincerely, 

Nynaeve

Dear Nynaeve,

 

Do  not worry over me, that is my brother's job. Also, I can kill you with my brain.

 

Yours,

River Tam 

Dear River,

 

Brothers are good at that, aren't they?  Sometimes it can be...overwhelming.

 

Sympathetically Yours,

 

Raistlin Majere

Raistlin

 

SPOILERS! ;)

 

River Song

Dear Ms Song,

 

Your diploma for Archaeology Professor is fake. Please return it immediately. The best way would be to send it via a computer.

 

Yours sincerely,

 

Dr. Henry Walton "Indiana" Jones, Jr.

Dear Dr Jones

 

Your whip is so lame.

 

Yours sincerely

 

Darth Maul

Dear Maul,

 

I understood about your orange/black huge pimple problem. But *squeak*, there is a solution. Apply some silfuric acid and problem solved . And remember, the girl who trully loves you , will love you for yourself, no matter how awful you look You might wanna change your name to something cutesy as well

 

Lots of hearts, kisses and huggs,

 

Barbie Princess of Swan Lake,

Miss Universe, World and Milkey Way