Sassy fortune cookie is sassy.

 

Was it good?

 

Next time order the shrimp.

Yes, that was a cat hair in your miso soup. 

 

Vivat Ansteorra!  (I would totally buy SCA themed fortune cookies) 

A good way to keep healthy is to eat more Chines food.

You should be seeking your fortune out there, not from me.

 

Dark times lie ahead unless you give this restaurant more money.

 

Take a gamble on life.  It won't pay off, but you'll feel better about yourself.

About time I got out of that cookie.

 

You will be hungry again in one hour.

 

Run.

If you start singing now you will be immediately discovered... or locked up for insanity. Only you can choose your path!

 

You should have opened the other cookie. 

Do you remember how it felt when you died?

I think of you every day. I wish we could finally meet.

It hurts to see you so alone. Please, never give up.

We all love you so very much. Please, join us.

Wherever you are, you are what is missing in my life.

Don't leave just yet. I can't look away from you.

No. This will never do. If I can't have you...

I'm sorry it has to end this way. You are so very dear to me.