Mother, my kitten keeps clawing me and shredding my best stockings.  How do I train her not to do that?

 

*slaps Elgee twice, then teases her with a kitteh toy loaded with catnip*

threaten it to replace it by a dog .... now a dog may want to eat ur shoes, but the kitteh doesn't need to know that, does it ?

 

 

*Hisssssssses and leaves a nasty surprise on your bed*

lololololololol

 

*talks to self waiting for another question*

*sits on Mother's lap*

 

Mother - tell me a story!

What should I make for dinner?

*sits on Mother's lap*

 

Mother - tell me a story!

Once upon a time, my dear little Keeper, in a well-know museum in Saldea there was a 90 year old tour guide.

"Over here” croaked he, “is a fossil 4 million and 69 years old, on it’s left you can see another fossil that’s 2 million and 69 years old.”

“Wow! That’s really fascinating,” said a fellow in the audience, “how can you age it so accurately to the year?”

“Well that’s simple” answered the old guide, “It was two million years old when I started working here 69 years ago.”

What should I make for dinner?

 

scallops with sprouts and chips, with a strawberry jam sauce

Mother,

 

Now that you are of all Ajahs, which Ajah do you really like best?

now, Daughter this is a tough question

 

...

 

...

 

 

what about ... *mumbles something intelligible*

 

 

*channels a rain of confettis on everyone and goes to add some rum in the mint tea*

If you squish rum mint tea together you get rumintea...

Mother,

 

I'm making plans for the weekend.  What do you suggest?

*strides into the room with a furious scowl*

 

 

Mother, who ordered and delivered a shipment of tights for my people to wear?  Warders don't wear tights!  We will look ludicrous trying to defend our Aes Sedai against murderers and Darkfriends!  I demand recourse, at once, Mother!  

 

 

What's even worse, when we were all swimming (in the Moat) someone stole all our other pants and now all we have to wear is the tights!  Who did this?  Was it that Blue Ajah Head - what's her name - Daruya?  She threatened something like this but she had to have help pulling it off.  Did you do that, Mother? Or was it the Keeper?  Or did that interfering Blue Ajah Head do this all on her own?

 

 

*clutches sword with white knuckles*

 

But men in tights are AWESOME!

 

 

Look at those shapely legs!

Oh, that is too funny!  ROFLOL!  Someone actually went through with it!  

 

*ogles*

That is from the movie Tři oříšky pro Popelku (thank you wikipedia), or Three wishes for Cinderella, wich is a checkoslovakian (I know I wrote that wrong, sorry) movie from the 70's I think, a version of the Cinderella tale set in a mediavilish setting, that is sent every Christmas Day on television here, with a horrible bad dubbing done by only one man (also from the 70's). It's not Christmas until Cinderella rides off with the prince.

 

It's a men in tights-feast!

mother I'm a wee but tipsy but not overmuch.

 

shall I stop drinking rum?

now, Daughter this is a tough question

 

...

 

...

 

 

what about ... *mumbles something intelligible*

 

 

*channels a rain of confettis on everyone and goes to add some rum in the mint tea*

Obviously the Magenta Ajah is the best one.

 

*strides into the room with a furious scowl*

 

 

Mother, who ordered and delivered a shipment of tights for my people to wear?  Warders don't wear tights!  We will look ludicrous trying to defend our Aes Sedai against murderers and Darkfriends!  I demand recourse, at once, Mother!  

 

 

What's even worse, when we were all swimming (in the Moat) someone stole all our other pants and now all we have to wear is the tights!  Who did this?  Was it that Blue Ajah Head - what's her name - Daruya?  She threatened something like this but she had to have help pulling it off.  Did you do that, Mother? Or was it the Keeper?  Or did that interfering Blue Ajah Head do this all on her own?

 

 

*clutches sword with white knuckles*

 

 

 

Tights are just so..... so revealing.  (Thank you, Mother.)

Mother,

 

 

 

Will you next order speedos for the Warders?  Please.

 

 

Yours in the Light,

 

 

Ryrin

*coughs*

Sorry Daughters, I think I have been fallen asleep a bit busy last night

 

 

Mother,

 

I'm making plans for the weekend.  What do you suggest?

I'd suggest that u'd ride a bear, into the mountains. Then goes Trolloc hunting with a spork.

 

 

If you squish rum mint tea together you get rumintea...

I declare RUMINTEA the official drink of Tar Valon, from now on !

 

 

*strides into the room with a furious scowl*

 

 

Mother, who ordered and delivered a shipment of tights for my people to wear?  Warders don't wear tights!  We will look ludicrous trying to defend our Aes Sedai against murderers and Darkfriends!  I demand recourse, at once, Mother!  

 

 

What's even worse, when we were all swimming (in the Moat) someone stole all our other pants and now all we have to wear is the tights!  Who did this?  Was it that Blue Ajah Head - what's her name - Daruya?  She threatened something like this but she had to have help pulling it off.  Did you do that, Mother? Or was it the Keeper?  Or did that interfering Blue Ajah Head do this all on her own?

 

 

*clutches sword with white knuckles*

 

MAA, Dear, the Darkfriends and their pets will be helpless if they are rolling on the floor laughing. So I still think this is a wonderfull idea

*channels and turn the MAA sword into a toilet brush, then giggles a lot*

 

But men in tights are AWESOME!

 

 

Look at those shapely legs!

OMG give me a couple of those. I need warders !

 

mother I'm a wee but tipsy but not overmuch.

shall I stop drinking rum?

Never ! And i shall accompany you today

*channels a rain of rummintea*

 

 

now, Daughter this is a tough question

 

...

 

...

 

 

what about ... *mumbles something intelligible*

 

 

*channels a rain of confettis on everyone and goes to add some rum in the mint tea*

Obviously the Magenta Ajah is the best one.

 

So true, Daughter ! :D

 

 

Mother,

 

 

 

Will you next order speedos for the Warders?  Please.

 

 

Yours in the Light,

 

 

Ryrin

 

Ryrin, you are my favorite Daughter today. Never have I seen a woman with such awesome ideas !

Keeper, please order Magenta speedos for our dear warders

 

*laughs*

Mother...

 

You remind me of the babe.

 

What babe?

 

The Babe with the power

 

What Power?

 

The Power of Voodoo

 

who do?

 

you do

 

do what?

 

remind me of the babe!

 

<.< >.>

Also must I wear tights mother? I find them so constricting to my fighting. Just doesn't feel right, may I wear a nice leather skirt instead? It did so well for the Greeks, and Romans ya know? I'll even have little Aes Sedai symbols in each of the White Tower's colors on it. One color on each panel. With the one in the front having all 7 colors. 

 

Could definately get behind that, sure we could even make it standard uniform for the warders. What do you think?

I think that u know how to talk to an Amyrlin *giggles*

 

 

 

*coughs*

 

Daughters and mighty Warders, I hearby officially announce that we are going to follow Volke wonderful styling ideas today.

*downs another mug of rumintea and smashes it on the ground to celebrate*

Now THAT is an idea I can get behind

 

(Mother, do I have your permission to have rumincoke instead? I do not like minty drinks!)

Also must I wear tights mother? I find them so constricting to my fighting. Just doesn't feel right, may I wear a nice leather skirt instead? It did so well for the Greeks, and Romans ya know? I'll even have little Aes Sedai symbols in each of the White Tower's colors on it. One color on each panel. With the one in the front having all 7 colors. 

 

Could definately get behind that, sure we could even make it standard uniform for the warders. What do you think?

8 COLORS. DON'T YOU DARE FORGET ABOUT THE MAGENTA AJAH.