We've got a new leader so I think that everyone need to show of their credentials.

 

Anyone who isn't Light enough will be converted to the Shadow. Anyone who isn't Shadowy enough gets to change the bulbs on the Freakin' Sharks with Freakin' Lazers.

 

I'm obviously Shadow. Nuff said.

*brings entourage of 13 to assist as needed*

 

Sit over there fellas

 

     

     

       

 

 

Shadow. 

They look to be happy fellows.

 

Are you sure they're Shadow?

 

 

 

 

You might need to go on the 'Not Sure' list.

 

lol

Yes they are happy. They got a new batch of lighties in earlier today. You notice how new and dark their swords are.

 

 

I would hate to have to balefire any of our sharks. It takes so long to train them how to aim and fire those lasers accurately  Remember when they shot up the karoke machine by mistake? 

Cats are Shadow.

 

 

 

I think you maybe have been 'making noises' on the karaoke at the time.

as are dolls...

 

Dolls are Shadow?

 

American Politics is Shadow ... have you used your right to vote yet?

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/27091343

I think you maybe have been 'making noises' on the karaoke at the time.

 

LOL, No I learned my lesson when I broke the first machine.

Bieber is Canadian? just more to blame them for I suppose. Can we get him to take Miley Cyrus with him?

Your singing is like my Sight Reading Exam for French Horn.

 

Unrecognisable.

 

 

 

But bad noise making might make you Shadow enough.

 

I'll move you onto the 'tentatively might be Shadow' list.

Bieber is Canadian? just more to blame them for I suppose. Can we get him to take Miley Cyrus with him?

He's got a flappy head and beady eyes.

 

And half of Niagara Falls.

 

bunnies can be shadow

Do you wanna build a snowman?

 

Bieber is Canadian? just more to blame them for I suppose. Can we get him to take Miley Cyrus with him?

Miley Cyrus sang a song that I like when someone else sings it.

 

pretty sure I'm not light enough to resist conversion even with SVP 35

Anyone who isn't Shadowy enough should be made to brush the sharks' teeth.

who stopped giving the sharks dentabytes? what's been happening to the poor dear creatures?

*channels everyone on a chair*

 

 

 

*grabs a drink*

 

 

 

 

you were speaking about Shadow ?

A good showing from the Shadow so far

 

Well inspection sounds good. Converting people to shadow...not so much. I'd rather give them free choice (it sounds better )

 

I won't admit that I secretly want to see if someone can be converted to shadow

Well only those who seem to be Shadowy.

 

The pure Lighters will be obvious ... If they ever show up that is

Lighters will not show up in here. Fear of getting caught is too much for them. I have no problems with the inspection...

How to prove i'm shadow? *looks around and sees several animals*

 

Well, cats are shadowy *pets cat*, dags hate cats, so are light *kicks puppy*