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... Weave a Shield of some sorts around our squatter neighbours so the noise they make is contained in a 1 meter radius around themselves. Hopefully it will amplify the sound too.

 

 

The rules are simple: Post what you would do RIGHT NOW, THIS MINUTE, if you were able to channel.

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heal the children in my family

 

abolish winter forever outside of designated snow parks. set the planetary thermostat for 60 - 76°, mostly sunny, with a light breeze and gentle rains at night as needed.

 

Camelot.

repel the owlbears attempt at unweaving until he can be relocated to wherever in the Canadian Yukon snow park he likes, and tie off the thermostat.

 

Canada not big enough? I'll leave both polar caps and the whole Santa Claus territory untouched. and Siberia can stay as it is.

 

let my bones stop hurting in this darned miserable cold and enjoy your snow far far away.

 

oh, I'm channeling all the cleaning and making automatons to carry out my cooking instructions.

 

I might need to fly.... yes, I'm channeling flying.

From my ice castle in the far northern reaches of Finland, I would channel a weave which would make this song follow Cindy around until the end of her days.

 

And then I would wear all the fabulous dresses.

From my ice castle in the far northern reaches of Finland, I would channel a weave which would make this song follow Cindy around until the end of her days.

 

 

 

And then I would wear all the fabulous dresses.

I sing Christmas carols year round. I love snow songs. it's the frozen water and the temperatures that maintain it that I hate.

 

as long as you keep the snow within the bounds of the fortress of solitude I won't have to channel the Bubble Dome of Doom over you.

*points at the storm with Ithi's remote and channels a weave to make the winds louder and the air colder with lots more blowing, blinding snow*

 

Beautiful.

 

*points at the rest of the world and ineffectively presses Mute over and over*

*hands the owlbear over to the MoN on call for channelling without permission*

 

*giggles at the spanking*

 

*turns up the manilow*

 

bwahahahhahaha O.o

*channels a filter to make Manilow sound like a mouth-farting goose with strep on a soggy A.M. radio with decayed speakers*

 

*might as well earn that punishment, lashings are a mark of pride amongst owlbears*

I'll raise the temp the other 15 degrees, prevent the snow from returning, and teach the world to sing.... so as to distract them from committing overpopulation during the world peace.

I would bend time.

 

the icky hours at work would be as a moment

 

the joyous hours free with my beloved and our kitties and within my own mind would be as an eternity

 

the lost and wasted hours of painless energetic youth would be recaptured at will

 

the entropy of age would be reversed, all pain and slowness of mind gone, without sacrificing the lessons of age

 

every cherished moment relived, every lost loved one here to be held and cherished, every ridiculous waste of time fizzled out and banished

 

and I would have gotten the MD cause damn doctors aren't any smarter than me and yikes are they ever richer.

 

so I reweave time, I undo all my errors, I'm so much kinder to the pups and the family and.... that unravels the universe but I'll just reweave it.

 

nanight

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