Why is there a hissing noise?

*hissing words of power and omens is difficult. Most people sound like a deflating tire or a violent fart on the elevator but, with practice, you can sound like sandpaper across satin or nails on a chalkboard*

I think i heard his words spoken, where they "the wheels on the bus goes round and round and gets me to my pie".

That is at least what it sounded like.

Umm...

Did I go too far with the joke?

 

I dont like the umm. What do you mean?

I mean "just something to increase the post count. I hope I am not disturbing, please carry on. Oh, and it is also to remind you that I exist and am here"

 

That's why "Umm..." Was better

so it is equivalent to "eh". Good to know.

Posting is never a bad idea.

 

Never.

 

Except maybe when you're playing a mafia game.

 

Mafia games are weird.

Mafia games are weird. It is known.

>_>

you'd be good at them, hiarth. ever play?

Nope!

probably for the best.

Yeah. Or, he'd end up turning mafia against mafia <.<

I have enough distraction in my life. Another game would be frivolous.

you might get tired of the dungeon

What sorta dungeon are we talking about here? Dragons, treasure and murder hobos or whips and chains which excite me at the hourly rate of $99.95, our operators are standing by, privacy guaranteed?

was that... was that... a Tom

Lehrer reference?

You can raise welts like nobody else! *dance*

I also, erm, spent some time in the BDSM crowd as a young feisty fuzzyhead. It was fascinating to watch but didn't really appeal to my enduring interests.

 

*twiddles thumbs*

animals like to play. that's the real difference between plants and animals. nothing to

do with cellulose.

but yeah those games get too

silly so if you ever got real

bored you might enjoy a nice mafia.

I don't endorse but I have noticed it's a thing many

enjoy.

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