Ever had trouble reading a sentence due to the usage of the wrong words? The goal of this thread is to talk idly about anything, but by using homonyms (as much as possible; own discretion - it doesn't have to be formally classified as a homonym).

 

 

Win yew err ready, eat whale bee-gin!

Eye no eat ease heart, bud aye no yew can dew eat. Watt ease you're favourite feud two it?

(If you are having trouble, read it out loud).

 

Eye aim goa(t)-ing Tibet now.

Mairzey dotes and dozey dotes but little lamsy divey

 

A kiddly divey too, wouldn't you?

Flower eye git yews, Cindy Iam lawst.

Aye yam teddy four Tibet, again.

(old song - mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy. a kid'll eat ivy too - wouldn't you ?)

Aye Sea

Aaaahhhhh. Eye udder-stand.

 

Aye eight a nectarine two-they. Eat wuss nice.

All ways bee sir tonne watt ewe kneed

 

https://youtu.be/oaGpaj2nHIo

Ooh that ease a grate won.

 

Way ease this sow heart?

Bee course whee! Dun gourd Inn scowl

Thought we might change the game a bit!

 

The goal is to keep the first and last letters the same, en mix around whatever is inside.

 

So hlelo, I am ctrrlueny wcaitnhg a mvioe! Thor - Dark World. I am relaly eijynnog it!

Taht wlil be hrad whit atuocrorect!

 

(I had to literally go back and change the spelling back to incorrect because of autocorrect! LOL!)

I wlil cretianly aetmpt it!

You gyus are dniog garet! Yes. It is mcuh eeiasr.

 

I aslo hvae to cceorrt aoortueccrt. Isn't it aiaznmg how our mdnis wrok?

Lol yaeh it tuelry is. I fnid it fnuny taht eevn mssenig wtih teh oedr of teh ltetres of teh wdros you siltl konw waht tehy are. Yuor barin wlil mnagae to see teh creroct wrod.