Roger Goodell

 

indeed

 

Roger Goodell

 

Good choice.

 

 

but obv answer is Tom Brady....

 

 

On second thought, I might prefer to use a blunt object for a more concussive impact.

My entire office. I have a headache and they are shouting.

 

Except the person who sits next to me. She will be reprieved from a stabbing. She has a particularly loud sneeze and doesn't pronounce words properly, so a stabbing will not be satisfying enough.

I have a coworker like that.

 

That kind of coworker needs to be shot with a crossbow then stabbed in the eye.

The entire roster of the Kansas City Royals

My step parents.

 

Step dad for cheating on Mom.

 

Step Mom for being an unbelievable pain in the neck.

Stabbing is too good for a cheater. 

Stabbing is too good for a cheater. 

He's so much more than that.

The opening lines of this song come to mind when my stepdad comes to mind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG_3yrZB2Ak

 

Now, I wanna stab whoever made the fabric I bought today smell like licorice.

 

I want to stab whoever is hogging all the bloodstone chips. I can't find them anywhere, even online. There is one place, but they are expensive and it doesn't look that great of quality.