Last second month of this year. Does anyone know where 2016 went?

 

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Question: Think if a conspiracy theory (serious, funny, ridiculous, anything) about where 2016 went?

 

Santa Claus kidnapped 2016 to dress up for Halloween because 2016 is bad enough.

Here and maybe Trump paid 2016 to go away so if he looses the election he can claim it "didn't happen".

Evil clock ninjas  just made all the clocks move faster.

entropy

The evil GSD rounded up all the sheep: 

 

 

 

and then the sheep go over the fence the wrong way:

 

 

so time goes backwards cause your sleep goes backwards: no sleep, no time.  

Checking in - 2016 has been a computer simulation to see what a select number of real humans would do if a series of ridiculous events, loss of heroes (such as Prince, Bowie and Alan Rickman) and other good / bad events would do to us. The experiment only lasts 30 regular days but is built to simulate an entire year. The data will be used to write "dreams" when humans are in induced comas during distant star travel. Congrats on being one of the lucky few!

The Rapture happened in late 2015 and we ain't in heaven.

Last second month of this year. Does anyone know where 2016 went?

 

5 points for signing in, 5 for answering the question.

 

Question: Think if a conspiracy theory (serious, funny, ridiculous, anything) about where 2016 went?

 

Santa Claus kidnapped 2016 to dress up for Halloween because 2016 is bad enough.

 

It went to hell in a handbasket.

 

Zander

 

Is this a rel question?  Youre aware of the US election right? lololololol

 

I hate to break it to you but there is not such thing as.....Halloween????

It got eaten by a trolloc baby. (Might have been mine.)

Someone got a little too overzealous setting back their clocks for the end of Daylight Saving Time, of course.

Here!

 

I don't follow baseball, but we're all living in a simulation where the Cubs can actually win the world series.

Here..:D

It's become legend, and it will soon fade into myth, which will also be long forgotten once we get around to 2016 again. Or maybe 20016.

Some lil higher dimensional kid just pressed fast forward on her version of the sims

Murphy's Law

Hillary deleted it....

It's all GRRM's fault.

Supreme Leader Snoke had it destoryed by Starkiller base

Here!

 

 

2016 zoomed by for the simple fact that we slept through most of it.

Past and future are an illusion. All that exists is right now. There is no year of 2016. There is no yesterday or tomorrow.

Also, here. I can't be anywhere except where I am (also known as 'here')

It's become legend, and it will soon fade into myth, which will also be long forgotten once we get around to 2016 again. Or maybe 20016.

Omg. Yes.

Reporting for duty!

 

The Rapture happened in late 2015 and we ain't in heaven.

 

 

Some lil higher dimensional kid just pressed fast forward on her version of the sims

 

My favourites

 

It's been a year for rather unusual things to happen, surely there's some taveren involved somewhere...

Surely.

Donald Trump = Ta'veren?