The Black Tower

Here comes the furry ickle Ewok, don't get too close to him unless you liked to be tickled! Welcome Verb my sweet, we are delighted to have you here, with your wit...you did bring it along I hope, it would a sore place otherwise...well maybe you head would be sore...hehe Welcome sweetie, and tell all those who don't know you (not that there are any of course) about your self!

The awesome radiating cookie monster has returned! Hide your children! AND ESPECIALLY YOU PEPRIDGE FARM GOODS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flBUDemIdfc&feature=related *pounces on Wobbuffet before it can get in the way*

It is officially AlannaLynn's BIRTHDAY! So let there be cake! And soda! ('Cause she's not yet legal.) But no presents! None! Nada! Zip! It's too close to Christmas and so not fair to the rest of us- or our wallets. But feel free to discuss what you WOULD buy her if you could- just to torture her.

Flight has been delayed. I will only have 10 min to get to the next flight.....if I don't make it, I'll be delayed by 2 1/2 hours. *kicks the dirt* Oh, and hello everybody.

Two of my recent favs.

Ok it's barely past Christmas, and today when I was at work, I walked into the back, and saw Valentines Day candy! It's not even 2011 yet!

ATTENTION!! Seekers of Adventure, look no further! The Deathseekers are leading a trek across the Tiraceas Sea and into the Unknown! None shall be turned away! Veteran soldiers seeking old glory Misguided younglings seeking legendary status Rats at the bottom searching for an exciting way to die All are welcome Meet at the Crownless Traveler to sign up for the Voyage of a lifetime! HIGH SEAS, LOW PAY, NO CHANCE OF SURVIVAL SIGN UP NOW! Click on the link in my sig. If you're interested in my mafia game, sign up now. Please. It's going to be fun.

Have a lovely Christmas to all my lovelies at The BT, and anyone else who pops on this thread. My Router has gone down again at home and I'm at my Mum's at present but won't get much chance getting on here again, with everything going on and not having access at home. I hope you have a great holiday and stuff yourselves silly and enjoy whatever you maybe doing at this time of year. Take care and I love you all!:wub::wub::wub:

Okay everyone, a big welcome to Juggler, who has newly joined up, a lovely new and shiney, wet behind the ears civie, who can't wait to be all tainted up, at least he will end up that way whether he likes it or not So juggler, tell us a bit about yourself, or a lot, or something you just made up!

Yay, roll call time. Sign in or DIE! (hypothetically) Sign in and get 5 points. (Hope ya don't mind me usurping this, TMD) If you don't sign into one of these threads (without leaving a LoA) for 3 consecutive months you will be put on the deserter's tree. If you are the rank of civilian and do not sign in for 6 consecutive months your name will be stricken from the deserter's tree and you will lose all your points and ranks. So sign in! This month's theme is simple since I'm simply simple, simply speaking. Simply rhyme out a story; I'll start. (last words must rhyme or closely rhyme; if necessary, change form) Once upon a time, the Dark One tainted Said…

I have been absent from these parts for far too long!!! Between temping at work and my washing machine and car packing up, I have been neglecting this place. (Btw if someone wants to balefire my PoS washing machine that would be fine by me ) So, who's new and who's wrecked the place?

for those of you that don't know, I have a laugh that has spawned many legends and many many myths. It is often referred to as a bird call, a small rodent, or just plain obnoxious. Soooo... can YOU make me honk?

Dogs really are the best fried ever. I cannot put into words how much they can cheer you up, make you feel better or just be there for you, listen to your rants and just look at you adoringly, with no wise cracks, or comments. So when you lose one it is very hard. Sam, he's an English Springer Spaniel, and a black and white one at that, which is the best. On Sunday he wouldn't get up (if you know anything about Springers this is so unusual. A trip to the vet revealed he had osteosarcoma (bone Tumour). This is particularly aggressive and there were signs it could already be on his lungs. his heart was also enlarged. I know the prognosis was not good, but I had to…

Yeah So what is going on here? Who really knows....

If you don't sign into one of these threads (without leaving a LoA) for 3 consecutive months you will be put on the deserter's tree! If you are the rank of civilian and do not sign in for 6 consecutive months your name will be stricken from the deserter's tree and you will lose all your points and ranks. (This is in order to clean up the points page and deserter's tree). Don't post more than once or you get docked points. For signing in you get 5 points! YEA YOU HEARD IT 5 POINTS!!! For November put your favorite win or fail motivational poster. **soon to come** Deserter's Tree:

Now that we have him, we're keeping him. See? *smug*

Hoping that I can start on my way home very very soon :) Then I'll read my new book, and be posting on the forums :)

THE BLACK TOWER'S CHRISTMAS MAFIA SIGN UP HERE What does Christmas have in store for him this year. Will the DO try disrupt it again. Think of all those little children who may not get any pressies if it falls to the shadow. No family gatherings, no time off work or school. Only you can save it. The days are getting closer, the Dark One's plots are coming together... THE WORLD NEEDS YOU!! JOIN UP HERE TO SAVE FATHER CHRISTMAS AND HIS ELVES! Sign your name below to save the Festive Season for all The DO plans to move around the beginning of December, time is running out! Players: 1. The Magnificent MCS 2. The Lovely adorable meesh 3. T…

FULL ARTICLE HERE THIS IS AWESOMESAUCE!!!

You all know how this works. I would have gladly necro threaded our last one, but i cant seem to find it in all this jumbled nonsense. So, do your worst, post em all!!!

*Runs into the Black Tower, wild-eyed, pale and shivering* *Throws himself onto the floor to absorb the Taint* OOooh! Finally! One month of DM withdrawal and Mafia withdrawal had me climbing the freaking walls! Do any of you lot have ANY idea how much daytime TV SUCKS?! Fable 3 only kept me occupied so long. Bit of a disappoint too. Lots of reading done though. I missed you all! Basically, my computer's power supply malfunctioned and fried everything else in the case. Very bad. Lost all my data. Gonna take days to re-download everything, and I lost my flaming Sims 3 registration code. *sigh* Upsides, my computer actually came back improved. No more Vista f…

Tyn and I were talking and thought it would be cool if we had a BT bond to. So yeah...uh I'm no sure how this works lol

Type what you wish for, for Christmas or in general. I'll go first. I wish there were more male channelers over at the WT for us female Warders. That way we would have a selection to be bonded to.

Yep...Having MC and Ty post like they do is just like when Meesh and Locke used to post. No one can get a word in edgeways.... LOL Lurve u both....

Anyone ever see that show? I loved it when it was on! Too bad it got cancelled. It did have 4 seasons though. I just found full episodes online. Yay! I'm on episode 3.

Welcome To The Harvest Festival!!!!! Image to represent the harvest The leaves are changing and beginning to fall, the crops are all being harvested for the winter stores, and there are many holidays coming up! However, I know that DM is full of people from many different countries and continents, even many from both hemispheres of the world. That means that there has to be a lot going on that we don't all know about! Well, The Settlement wants to know! Image to represent the falling leaves This is kind of a discussion, a celebration of whatever should be celebrated, and a place to get together and share what we know! I would love it you would stop by …

The (un)official thread for showing some love to the Black Tower, the best ORG (that's right ORG) ever! I love this place, I mean it's got insanity, Taint, and just plain freedom. It's not like those other places that look down on spamming, and awesomeness. It's in a word, perfect.

Hi guys. Wanna freeze furballs with boomerangs? The urge draws on me.... [/feeling a little tainted]

Soo.. I guess this means I'm back.. But as I couldn't post this on the Roll thingy ma board (crap, I forgot what it's called >.<) I hall post it here! TAKE THAT MATT!