The Black Tower

Its annoying. Bad enough that I have to learn one language, but two? And irregular verbs are the bane of my existance.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

In the dark so all alone Slowly reach for the telephone A message waits just for you A secret place, another rendezvous It's not always honesty That is the best policy But little lies can give you away Though you'll deny it if they say maybe you're just Leading a double life Friends in the daytime, strangers at night Leading a double life Can it be wrong when you know that it's right? The other side of the Berlin Wall is Not far enough to avoid the call Somebody knows, somebody's seen Somebody knows right where you've been And that you're just Leading a double life Friends in the daytime, strangers at night Leading a double life Can it be w…

I mean... I know we're Shadows and all... but... really? *click the llama* ...you could at least have let me in on the fun. >.>

But really, I get a chill when I walk by him from how cold it is. His pimp walk looks more like he's got a club foot. And his Taint doesn't even work right, always causing him to do homework. Basically....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6ZSZbNfSpk&feature=player_embedded

I start with a simple scenario. You simply insert something that could make the situation worse. (the converse is "it could be better. Which is just as hilarious"... I'll start with an example. You are petting a fluffy bunny. It could be worse, you're petting the bunny from Monty Python. Continue. :)

So, tell us about yourself.

Ok, so this is like the second or third time I've gotten invited to go abroad with the People to People program, but it's $3,999+!!!! This just makes me mad because most of the people in the United States can't afford something like that at this time. I've always wanted to go abroad, and the fact that they send me a letter almost every year just doesn't help, I want to go so bad, and if anybody has any idea or information on how I could go, you'll be my hero.

Aim- Each player has a village of 100 houses assigned to them. They are channelers and the taint is making them mad. So they are destroying the houses. Being a channeler, each player has to destory his/her village. The first one to destroy whole village is the winner. Rules- 1. There are tasks for both constructing and destructing houses. 2. Each task goes on till the mod declares it to stop. 3. Each player has to select a random number from 1 to 100. some calculations would be done on it(additon or subraction with post number) and the corresponding task has to be performed. 4. The tasks are secret and lie with the mod. 5. Instructions given in the…

there are 38 users and 11 anonymous users online but guess how many guests ...... ..... be prepared ......... ............ .............. …

So i want to start learning to play guitar. Now my roomate has an electric guitar and this PS3 disc called rocksmith that starts off easy and teaches you how to play. Problem is ive been told by numerous people that it is better in the long run to learn on an acoustic. So what do you two think? Should i dive right in on an electric, or should i take one on one lessons on an acoustic?

Did you all go see?! Tor.com posted the first chapter of AMoL and it's ah-mazing. I didn't see any such thread about it here... so go... read, read! http://www.tor.com/s...wind-blewq#more If that doesn't work, just go to tor.com. There's an article about it on the main page.

So we all have these moments. When your brain isn't working properly and you do something just so stupid that you can't help but laugh at yourself. So here is me up over 24 hours at this point (not by my choice) and I'm looking for my keys. I get an IM on facebook, so I sit type a quick reply and then Google "where are my keys?" Huge facepalm moment. Like google is going to say, "oh they're in the drawer." Obviously I'm just laughing at it right now, but I seriously didn't think I was capable of that level of stupidity. Anyone else have these moments?

Make it end *hides in the Shadows*

These were amazing!

I'm sorry for not being active!!! I'm still here but barely so, I have so much homework!!! Over here in the states its like 11 PM and I've been working since 7 ... :D I'm only in the 8th grade but I have sOOOOOO many advanced courses, and other stuff to do! I hope to be around more often but I think It'll have to wait until summer??? Well anyways, I miss u guys!!!!!! And can't wait to be back!!!!

Here is my DM ad of the day: Vote DM. I'd kill for some sleep.

I feel like this week is never ending...

There's over 6000 people online right now.... O.O

So, found this little gem. It's too hilarious.

I hit the big 3k...

Does this really exist? I mean... really... Soundproof the walls or sommat, don't make people wear headphones at a disco... that's just... lame. Also - the first time I ever went to a disco, I was in Gothenburg, Sweden. It was most definitely not silent.

I just found this on XKCD http://xkcd.com/ read the mouse-over text. Have fun getting lost :)

Welcome! So this is your welcome thread, basically where everyone will introduce themselves, yourself included. So tell us a little about yourself, what you username means, why you picked the BT to go to and I'll go find something to spam, though it probably won't be brownies, I think I may be out of brownie spam

Because Kitties are cool and all...but puppies. I think Siberian Huskies are some of the cutest dogs.

What are your favorites?

You are NOT going to believe this is an AI. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhVu2hxm07E&feature=related

Well, he obviously has good taste. Wait...she? Please, tell us who you are and why you are infatuated with this fictional character. Welcome to the Black Tower, where the Taint runs rampant, and the Lighties run away from anything.