The Black Tower

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The 100 000th post has been posted on the 100 000 thread, I'll put up screenshots tomorrow, for now, just bask in the glory of its completed-ness. Thank you for your contributions, great or small. TO 200 000!!!!!!!!!!

It is just over a year ago now that I posted my very first Activity Thread in one of the Social Orgs. I was cleaning out some stuff and found the book and dice I used for it, so I thought - why not do it again? ***Please be aware that the following thread is just for fun and should not be taken seriously at all.*** The 'divination' tool used here is the Rainbow Oracle, which uses five cubes that have a different colour on each side. When the cubes are thrown, the colours that are on top face are analysed to provide 'answers'. The particular method used in this instance is the 'one cube method' which has fixed questions and answers. The Oracle guide stat…

Sit for a whee bit and let me tell you all a fine fine tale of me past. Twas a night, long before Christmas when all through the lair Not a creature was stirrin cept the trolloc's bulky affair the lighties were hung by the stocking with care praying for Fades to come "dance" with them there The friends were all plotting, the lighties asleep the plans kept growing, their world left to reap the M'hael wrapped in shadow, and I wrapped in cold I stood by a window, waiting to grow old then out on the dark charred lawn there arose such a clatter I sprang from my perch just to see what was the matter when what to my dark shady eyes should appear but Santa …

ok so ive been deathly sick now for a while and have been gone from all the sites i am on bt today i woke up feeling pretty good so i got out of bed and got online.just wanted to say hey to all you.take care and keep it phunky

What are the funniest jokes that you ever came across? Share them in this thread. (One joke per post) 1. Son: Why do you send me to school? Mother: So you can stand on your own feet. Son: But teacher only makes me stand at the back of the class

I remember a Talmanes had to leave as Org Leader some time ago, do we already have a new one, actually? I've been away too much...

My trolloc would have a llama's head, and piranhanana teeth :biteybitey:

Some back story: for about 17 years, I’ve suffered with anxiety and paranoia and, over the course of this year, I’ve been having therapy to help with it. Now, of course, my manager at work knows all about it but, sadly, he left today. However, he also left me this letter in my locker: Dear Hanna Just a quick note to say well done! Since you started working for me at Hols, you have had a very hard journey; harder than most. I feel I need to let you know how PROUD I am of you and of how you have moved your life forward. You are now one of the BEST members of the team in Hols and that shows just how well you have done!! I hope YOU can see the progress you have made a…

Barney and Bridget was out walking in the forest. It was a sunny day and they decided to rest in the shadow under a big oak. As they sat there they saw a white rabbit jumping towards them. It looked like it was holding something in it´s paw. A watch? No it looked more like some kind of remote control. The rabbit stopped in front of them. It´s eyes where wide open and it shivered. It looked around and then he gave the remote control to Bridget. Just as she grabbed it the rabbit pressed one of the buttons and disappeared. Bridget and Barney looked at each other, then looked at the remote control. It had several buttons in different colours. One of them, a red one, was glowi…

So, this will probably make NO SENSE WHATSOEVER! But it was part of my therapy and it makes sense to me! Basically, I love music so I was asked to transform the last year of my life into a series of songs and their lyrics. Trust, the stuff WILL get happier! So, here goes: Part One: My EX Boyfriend. I was with a guy called Chris who really wasn't great. Constantly belittling and believed his life came before mine at all times. Refused to believe what happened in my past, accused me of cheating on him with my doctor (I didn't) and constantly was out with other girls rather than me. Listen To the song here in my heart A melody I start but can't complete…

So earlier today I was sitting in my room when I decided to check the interwebs like and I got on DM and was looking at the mafia games and everyone was like but the rest of DM was all like and I was like but then I saw that Mynd was in a trollin match with like half the thread and ishy was playing drunk mafia and I was all like and I was lol'n and all of a sudden mynd was dead and everyone was like whoa and and then someone was like but then everyone started trying to lynch me and I was like And then I realized that I was at this point in my life (3:59-4:32) bu…

So you walk into a pharmacy laughing hysterically because a friend just shared a joke over the phone. Only people don't know that coz u listened over a wireless earpiece. You approach the pharmacist, but just then, a bug crawls into your shirt and you spend the next minute trying to violently shake it off. You approach the counter n demand for muscle relaxant, but the pharmacist gives you a suspicious look n asks "are u alright sir?" n u say "yes, i was just speaking with someone" u point to ur earphone, only it's not there! It had fallen off while u were shaking off the bug!

Everyone come welcome Basel :P I win Basel :P

Here's a poem/song thing I made for a D&D campaign. I'd like to get some critique on it, so any critisism would be welcome. Athas The road lies in ruin The water dried up The landscape barren And the ground hollowed out A scourge sweeps this world A fell wind that speaks of death And within this gale swirled Burning sand, thief of breath The sands held no love No life and no flame No white doves only the bones of the lame Yet this sea of sand Land of bright sunset beauty Stood hand in hand With a sky of red ruby Magic once stirred In its deep ancient bowels And with that it lured Men hidden in cowls From this desolate l…

Do you want to be the very best, like no one ever was? Well, here you can try! Mistress Heart, the Sparkling Shadow Princess (and pokemon master ;) ) is hosting a Pokemon Battle Tournament on her private island. So come all trainers to see who really is the very best!!! Unknown to Mistress Heart and those signing up, Team Rocket plans to infiltrate this tournament and take all of the pokemon for themselves. (So in this mafia, I will randomly assign you each a pokemon, some of which will have a move that they will be able to use in the game. I will send your pokemon, it's ability and how often it can use this move ("PP" in this game) will all be specified i…

And you've gotta read it, haha! As some of you may (or may not) know, I've been having therapy... And I named my epiphany: Full Circle …so, I had a bit of an epiphany. Kinda. And it does involve quotes haha Only because they can say what I mean in such better ways. I’ll be the first to admit that, at the end of last year, I was severly depressed, anxious, paranoid and was dragging everyone down with me. Now, I’m happy to say I’ve turned it around and feel like jotting some thoughts down. My epiphany is going to start with a nice quote from Mean Girls: “Calling someone else fat won’t make you any thinner, calling someone else stupid won’t make you …

Welcome, welcome...I have written off to have you added to the main group here, after which you will be able to see our Privates (don't look at Ed's too closely!) The Tainted Times shows different things going on, so feel free to join in. It also has a link to our website which is full of info, though needs a little updating! (please don't join the site - you don't need to - nothing goes on there except me torturing the FL's when I'm board!) any Questions please ask? And have a brownie or five!

Is incredibly tiring work, you wouldn't believe it. Has anyone else ever sheared an animal before or helped with it? It takes a team of people to shear each alpaca, and even more to shear a llama. Two pulleys to shear a llama even, the alpacas only take one pulley each, I can post pictures and explain the process more if anyone is interested. Right now though I'm just exhausted, it was hours of work from 4 am to about one or two pm and then we had to load them up, take them home, unload them... I'm definitely showing you all pictures of what they looked like before and after shearing huge difference, and this seems like the board to talk about it since we ha…

For all your stealing of my Mafia numbers I shall take my countermeasures now!

What happens to Lord Goldeneyes?

This Llamatastic post is a wonderful way for people who love all things Tainty to show that they know the value of our most tainted of colleagues. 1. Llamatism: The act of being Llama-like, this is especially useful when you need to blend in in a crowd (as seen in the picture above). 2. Llama winery: Llama's are the best at making this delectable drink because of the shapes of their feet and other factors. Not only do llama's have the perfect toes to stomp grapes but they also have very acute senses of smell and sight. This, with their furry absorbent external layer which allows for the easy absorption and movement of secreted grape juices, truly give them …

How did it possibly become like this?

As most of you are now aware Talmanes has announced that he is stepping down as Black Tower Social Group Leader. His contributions to this place are well known by most of us. He will be missed but we must move forward. So who would be the best person to go get their hands and forearms adorned with the Red and Gold Dragons. We will not require you to lose a hand, that would be a bit too extreme, and would cause your typing to slow down. I say there is only ONE valid choice to assume the mantle of leadership here in the Taintiest Place on Earth. That person is our very own M'Hael TinaHel. I think the reasons are obvious but I will try to point them out and encourage eve…

Another one that sees shadows everywhere. Excellent! Welcome to the Black Tower, Gustaiv. I´m the M´Hael. If you have any questions please ask. I will see to it that you get added to our private boards. Tell us all about yourself. What do the the shadows look like? Do you have any favourite WoT books or characters? Why did you choose that name?

The last battle is getting closer and you all want to be prepared for it in the best possible way. You have heard a myth about a powerful angreal, a golden goblet, that would give it´s owner powers beyond what you can imagine. Just recently you were told that this goblet is not just a myth, it´s real and it´s hidden somewhere in the Black Tower. You decide to bring a friend and go search for it. The problem is not only to find it. Others are searching too and if you find it you need a good place to hide it in - a place where no one else could find it and take it away from you. Let the Search for the Holy Angreal begin... How to play: When we start I will h…