The Black Tower

Welcome to the taintiest place in Randland - the Black Tower. If you have any questions just ask. You seam to need some rest so take it easy and I´m sure someone will bring you brownies. Then we want to know all about you. Are your favourite characters perhaps Rand and Perrin? Do you like playing games? Do you sometimes hear voices in your head?

Welcome to Spam Central. The taint is located here, here, and here *gestures everywhere* Please tuck into the brownies and enjoy the insanity :) Also, feel free to tell us about yourself, and ask away if yoo has any questions

Tis full of tainted little spam creatures who run around at night, stealing noses and shoelaces. They like to take the shape of bananas :) Anyways, welcome, and I hopes yoo has muchies fun here, basking in teh glory of the taint Brownies catalyse teh tainting *noddity*

This is the online Shockwave Competition. Just go find a shockwave or flash game on the internet you think if fun and interesting and PM with the following information: The Name of the game A Link to the game A brief description of the game You will get 7 Points for submitting a game. Each person can only submit one game. The deadline for submitting games will be April 24th or so. At that time, I will update this thread with your game submissions and open up the thread to voting. Each person can vote for one game and will earn 3 Points for voting. (An easy 10 Points for submitting a game and then voting) At the end of the month, I will add up the…

Hey guys, take a read through this descriptive essay I wrote if you want, feedback would be great Hard Times Cracked dirty walls and boxes surrounded me. That was all that was left after my time spent here. No impression left by my fleeting visit, just an empty room, like how I arrived here. I guess there’s some sort of circular message to be taken from that but I was too tired to care anymore. I sat on a box marked “Clothes” as memories danced through my mind. Cars hooted in the street outside, people bustling to the rest of their lives while I sat here. Doing what? Doing what? Doing what? The litany ran through my mind, seeking an answer… Wasting m…

Points: Ithillian: 20 15 Crimson_Ayla: 5 Locke: 15 Darthe: 5 Smiley73: 10 Aiel Heart: 30 Tinahel: 20 15 or 10. Nyanna al'Meara: 5 +10 to Aiel Heart for winning EDIT: To help everyone keep track of what they received points for and to help figure out if I missed anything I will be including the following in my next Hot Thread posts. Ithillian: Revenge of the Sith Mafia - Official Sign Up Thread - Urgent!! Back Up Required!! This thread is currently at 118 replies. Five were posted in May, so it would have been at 113 at the end of April, reaching 10 points. SL Ithillian's Office: Report here to be given stuffs to do …

Ayla tippytoes into teh middle of teh Black Tower. Wondering why she is holding a shovel, she weaves Earth and Air and makes a big hole in the middle of the floor. She carefully suspends a bootiful nana over teh hole, covers the floor with a most cleverly disguised net and sneaks back into the shadows to wait and see if anyfink falls in.

Well, this place sure has changed..! =p

Well i am now a happy boy!! Brandon was originally NOT coming to sydney! But now?? hes offered ppl to come play magic in his hotel tomorrow night and is having an event on Wednesday night! so i can make it!!!! skips around the flat. Now the big question is...which book do i get signed??!! Also what questions do we need answered??

22 players required. Roles have already been allocated to numbers. Pick a number if you have a favourite, if not you will be given the next free space. Beginners are welcome, Modly help and Advice will be provided. This game will begin once Locke's Mistborn Game has ended ... So within about a week tops. :) This will be an active game, so don't sign up if you can't play or dedicate a bit of time. I would hate to have to force-choke you. 1. Basel 2. Rhea Loke 3. BG 4. Turin 5. Songstress 6. Maw 7. Roo 8. Myndrunner 9. Darthe 10. WWWombat 11. Razen 12. Lenlo 13. Kae 14. Kate 15. Pale Merlot 16. Nolder 17. Ironeyes 18. Nyanna 19. Dice 20. Ishy 21. Key…

Show us that you are here this month too. 5 points for signing in. 5 additional points for a picture, rhyme or poem that shows the taint or the effects of the taint. Post only once!

The sun drifted closer to the horizon as the last of the representatives crossed the open doorway. They all gathered in a central, expansive room. Thirty-three chairs were positioned in a circle, one slightly taller than the rest. In it sat an elderly man with a staff. Soon he was joined by the travelers, who took up the remaining thirty-two chairs. As the noise died down, the old man stood to speak, and all eyes shifted to him. "As you know, this summit has been organized in order to optimize the utilization of Allomancy and Feruchemy in bettering society. Each of you is a distinguished Misting or Ferring in one of the sixteen metals and have been selected to re…

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Froggie is officially promoted to Faction Leader of the Light! Look out Tina, you have a new rival coming your way. ;) Congratulations again Froggie, I know you'll do a great job. :)

Hello. This message is sponsored by... no one, since everyone is broke nowadays. It it time for the EMPYS! (actually, a bit past time >.>). We'd like to invite you to participate in this yearly site wide event and tell us who you think is the BEST in the year of 2011. As in every year, there are various categories that you can nominate for. Please help us give back to the site and honor it and its members. The Empys Board is now open. It is a child board under the General Discussion board. You can find the link here. The two stickied threads contain all the information you need to nominate (and more! since Nyn and Tyn like to babble). If you …

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The last battle is getting closer and you all want to be prepared for it in the best possible way. You have heard a myth about a powerful angreal, a golden goblet, that would give it´s owner powers beyond what you can imagine. Just recently you were told that this goblet is not just a myth, it´s real and it´s hidden somewhere in the Black Tower. You decide to bring a friend and go search for it. The problem is not only to find it. Others are searching too and if you find it you need a good place to hide it in - a place where no one else could find it and take it away from you. Let the Search for the Holy Angreal begin... How to play: To play you sign up in th…

It is very sad that Talm will not be our Org Leader anymore, but we must all now look together to the future. We all love our TaintyTM Tower and want the best for it. We want to continue to grow and become even more awesome. With that in mind, I would like to Proclaim my choice for our new Org Leader. She has already managed looking after the whole of our Tower (whilst Talm was on LOA), as well as her own specific Shadowy Side. Since she became Faction Leader of the Shadow, it has changed and grown into the most active and strongest Faction (sorry Lighties but you know it's true) and I believe she would be able to do the same for our whole Tower. Under her leadership …

NAOW. *maddeningly petulant voice* Gah timezones. >.>

*pokes head in.* Gah its been too long. Heart you need to do a better job of reminding me that I am BT

Welcome Chaos Born! enjoy your descent into madness!

Hey my fellow Black Tower members, I regret to announce that I am stepping down as Social Group Leader of the Black Tower. I want to say that it has been really, really great being the head of this Org, and I will miss you all a lot. I wish I could keep on as Social Group Leader, but I simply don't have enough time to devote to the position anymore, and I think you guys deserve someone who can do all that I can no longer do. You guys have been great and it has been simply amazing seeing the Black Tower flare up with so much activity and so many awesome members. We have become a really great Group, and I know you guys will continue on without me and make it even be…

That's right. There's been a terrible mistake and I somehow managed to get given a Staff Job. Which means I have points to give out and a big bad mood to be dealt with because I'm supposed to be on holiday. And it's Tuesday. So, whilst I'm waiting for that good for nothing Fool of an Asha'man to turn up, I have other jobs and tasks for people. Let's get to work.

A few weeks ago one of the kids in my school showed me an app called Alchemy. Have you tried it? You start out with earth, water, air and fire and by combining them you get new things. For instance, if you combine air and water you get steam and if you combine earth and fire you get lava. Then you take all the stuff that you invent and combine them with other things you have invented and get other stuff that you can combine... I can´t stop. This app says that I should be able to invent 380 things. I have done 223 so far. Does anyone else share my obsession? (Mine is a Swedish version for Android but there are English versions too.)

Dice walks onto the llama's paddock dragging a shielded and bound Panda named Arez al'loke Dice addresses the BT folks gathered around So this Panda here decided to give Mistress Sithi lip! As such I get to deal with his furry self. As you can see he is shielded AND bound! channels earth and air to dig a hole. Dumps the panda in the hole uses air and fills the hole back in burying the shielded panda up to the neck with his arms by his sides. RIGHT so bets! the bet is 5 of your points. Winner takes all! the question to bet on is HOW LONG WILL it take before the panda breaks and begs for release? 1hr? 2?? make ure bets and u may just make some p…

*slithers in to say hi*

NO ONE CAN TAME ME!!! I'M WILD LIKE A FOREST FIRE!!! I AM BAD LIKED BABY EATING SHARKS!! I AM DANGEROUS LIKE THE IMPENDING APPOCALYPSE 2012 - 12 - 21 !!!! FEAR MEEE!!!

Today my fellow taintieees, you are all invited to an occasion of EPIC proportions.. I Have been set to the task of managing the biggest, most tainted party in all of the parallell universes of Randland! So to whom is this party dedicated? LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!! OUR OWN LORD OF CHAOS, THE ONE!! AND ONLY!!! DICETOSSER!!!!!!! *Crowd goes wiiild!!!!!!!* One at a time ladies!! One at a TIME!! BLOODYGOATS, EVEN MEN WANT HIM!!! SO! What are you waiting for?! Come in and enjoy the music and festivities!!