The Black Tower

this is my story of medical goofiness. maybe you have one you'd like to share. or not. i couldn't help myself. it's kind of one of the symptoms. ******************************************************************************* so, i go see my doctor, and i'm clearly manic. very extended mania for me, very unusual. could be the Taint, but he don't know from that. i know what kind of mental status i'm wearing. rapid, giggly speech, elated mood, giddy affect, silly thought processes, bubbly thought contect, restless, bouncy motor behavior, eye contact shining with glee, digit span 5 forward, huh, what was the question? backward. serial 7's backwar…

...erm, not a good combo. Also, maybe I should go to sleep now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTiRHylH2Fo Now you all know what singing cats sound like. And your day has just been made that much more awesome.

We had one of these a while ago, and I think it's a good idea, but was too lazy to go find it, so I'm making a new one. First this one reminds me of Rand too in a way. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGt-8adyabk This one is just perfect though, especially for those few Black Tower Bonds. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBWrLhgiX74

Glad you decided to join the insanity. The Taint can always use more victims pals. So yeah. The admins'll get you added soon. Meanwhile, enjoy! Any questions, just ask, and ye shall be enlightened.

My respect for terrorists has been slightly increased after being waterboarded last night. >.> (And I withdraw my previous statement that we should switch to lavaboarding. )

so glad you made it! brownies, extra tainty, coming up. official greeting on its way from official officials. spam in huge doses, be prepared, do not fear. and please tell us about yourself!

I feel like such a goon...but I can't help but watch the show.

Do i have to do something to join or do i just start posting things i already registered to dragonmount but do i have to do something to join the black tower?

It has been decreed. That is all.

Well, Maw, did you forget our chess and our DS, or are you just too lazy (like all other Shadowies )?

So I'm listening to pandora internet radio, and the current station I have on is Pure Thrash/New Wave Of British Heavy Metal. I'm pretty pumped cause it went from "Seasons of the Abyss" by Slayer, right into "Peace Sells" by Megadeth (insane cool bass line at beginning). Then all of a sudden, the next song is... "Mad World" by Gary Jules. Yeah, the one from Donnie Darko, that's the one (and I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad...). Good song, but how in the world does Pandora sit there and think "Okay this guy lists Anthrax, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, Slayer, and Sepultura as his favorite bands on this station. We're pretty sure he's ready to listen to some soft pia…

So, here is how this is going to work. Assuming it works at all. Each person posts a word that begins with the last letter of the last person's word. So, if the previous word was Tower, my word could be roach, and the next word could be house. Repeating letters is fine, but try not to repeat words too often or use really common ones like the, and, or, etc. For a twist, you need to put the word in an amusing sentence. So, I'm going to start with A: Why is there an Aardvark in the tavern? So the next person uses a word beginning with k, and so on and so forth. Go!

People seem to be interested in the dragons people (including me) have been toting around in siggies. They can be found at a site called The Dragon Cave. If you want to learn how to get your own, click here. I shall add a link to my 'scroll' when I update my sig with new eggs, so you can see all the dragons I have. Its free to sign up, and it takes almost no effort to raise the dragons. I think everyone should adopt some.

please welcome, once again, our own Turin Turambar. he's had a jarring transition to the haunted village, and i can relate... so please, let's continue to welcome this fine, new gently used member to the BT. more brownies for all! more taint! um... Taint! welcome again, and do not fear, you will always have new threads when old one's pass on.

READ AND POST HERE Do NOT post in this thread.

It says that each day at 8:45 pm. My father and me put a timer in it.

Five little lighties Five little lighties tried to fight the Shadow Ley mistook a death gate for a door Then they were only four Four little lighties tried to fight the Shadow Lessa stumbled on the Deserters Tree Then they were only three Three little lighties tried to fight the Shadow Talya ate to many brownies and had to run to the loo Then they were only two Two little lighties tried to fight the Shadow Eclipse went crazy and started chasing the sun Then it was only one One little lightie tried to fight the Shadow Converting Locke to the Shadow was fun Then there were none

As we have gotten much more active as of late, we will now be moving threads that get more than 200 replies (excluding 100,000 thread and other activities) to the Village. You can still post to your heart's content, this just helps keep the main board from getting too messy.

That's right easy points...all you have to do is sign up for this game and sit back and earn points...that's all you have to do... http://www.dragonmount.com/forums/topic/63226-rugby-world-cup-point-extravaganza/ Get those points! I'll leave it a bit longer, then you miss out!

Is anyone else here a devotee of the japanese art form known as Anime?

Hi guys. ^-^ I'm not so good at funny captions myself but I thought this might be hilarious to try. :D I'm going to post up some funny looking anime pics for you all to try to caption. Feel free to post up your own photos to be captioned too. It'll be fun. ^-^ Anime Caption 1: Captions thus far: 1. SPIDER!!!!! - Rasheta 2. WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY DVD!? - Mawthex 3. What?? What do you mean we're out of tainted brownies?!?! - Poet Anime Caption 2: Captions thus far: 1. Okay, who cast the 'Animate Laundry' spell? - Mawthex 2. I feel like Tom Jones - Turin Anime Caption 3: Captions thus far: 1. Hello nice man who fell from the sky! Wha…

This came up in the welcome Louii thread, and I thought the issue must be settled before any further Black Tower business can be handled. Regarding Leyrann and Eclipse, who's Abbott, and who is Costello? Which one is the straight man (this isn't a poke at either's sexuality)? Which one is the cad? Will the world end on December 21, 2012?!

so i bend down a few minutes ago to clean up what i assume is a hairball, which is... a cat thing, and can't be helped, so i'm cool with that. and then i see that it is not a hairball, though it was formed in the same manner. it was, instead, a reverse peristaltically ejected whole baby mouse. eeeeeeeekkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!! and last night replays itself in my mind.... how snuggly and close my little bugsy boy was, all night long... how he slept pressed right up to my back, and wouldn't even move when i turned in my sleep. i thought, every time i woke, oh, my sweet precious bunny boy, he must be cold, or feeling poorly, or needing comfort... bu…

Welcome to this tainty place called the Black Tower. I´m one of the Storm Leaders of the Shadow. If you have any questions just come to me. I don´t give out brownies but someone else might come around and give you some. So tell us about yourself. Why have you decided to join this madhouse?

Check out the How well do you know your staff quiz. I have received a few PM´s but it will be so much more fun if more members took the quiz. When everyone have sent in their answers we will see what you think about us. (All answers are anonymous.) Quiz

Well, I thought, why not some introducing to Power Metal? Everyone who knows a good Power Metal song, just post, I'd say (but of course, don't spam this thread with DragonForce. Most people will complain it's too fast. Only a few). So I'll first do two of my favorites. First, The Last Journey's Home (DragonForce), in my opinion the best song ever made: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9qRLN5CMFo Second, Wheel of Time (Blind Guardian). Yes, this one is about WoT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_ts8cPScXM I hope that, for example, Talmanes adds some of his own favorites, and that this thread will not be forgotten.

Thanks to Hurricane Irene, I got to learn how to use a chainsaw for the first time! It was both scary and fun at the same time, and much easier than I thought it would be. :D

This is the online Shockwave Competition! Just go find a shockwave or flash game on the internet you think if fun and interesting and PM with the following information: The Name of the game A Link to the game A brief description of the game You will get 5 Points for submitting a game. Each person can only submit one game. The deadline for submitting games will be August 24th or so. At that time, I will update this thread with your game submissions and open up the thread to voting. Each person can vote for one game and will earn 3 Points for voting. (An easy 8 Points for submitting a game and then voting) At the end of the month, …