Shayol Ghul

It seems as if the youths of England are upping the ante and are rioting all over the place. Liverpool, London, Manchester, Birmigham, Nottingham... crazy times. An old saying comes to mind. "If you cant beat em, join em." The thing about that saying is, it doesnt say what to do if you CAN beat them but dont want to. It also implies that only one that cannot beat them should join them. But why would one want to beat people who sew chaos and destruction? I see an opportunity... These fools need to be taught the glories of the Great Lord of ze Dark! *starts smashing up the place* Is not actually taking part in this lunacy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-TD8K6G3gw Otherwise, I put my hand in your face and my foot in your couilles That is all. Also, Mein fuss ist in mein mund.

It has to be said - I don’t actually remember the first timeI “met” Eddie on Dragonmount. I know it was early on for me, probably during Lily’s Disney Mafia game. Adella and I became close friends during that game and through her I got to know Ed better, both on and off Dragonmount. The three of us would chat on MSN every night for hours. Gradually through MSN and PMs Ed and I got to know each other better. Just weeks after becoming friends my life fell apart, my mother passed away from lung cancer. In real life I am the “strong” one in my family, the one who organises everything and holds everyone else together. For me Ed became the soft place to fall, at the end of…

Ok, well, not really. But for any of you who were experiencing issues with IE showing your font as really small after I posted.... I should get points for this. It's a pretty awesome feat. *one step closer to taking over DM*

I stumbled across THIS today: From there, I then stumbled onto http://www.cafepress.com/+ewok+buttons Soo... guess what you're getting for Christmas...

July had a crazy amount of points flowing around, mostly thanks to the Faire! Cheers to those who participated. July Stats Dreadlords - 1,418 Ama: 377 Vam: 237 Mottle: 200 Blackhoof: 84 Ed: 80 Kathleen: 70 Play3r: 55 Krak: 45 Adella: 35 Tigs: 30 Gerr: 25 MCS: 25 Moggy: 20 Thorkin: 20 Christine: 20 TMD: 15 Black Ajah - 1,038 Kivam: 302 Cindy: 293 Jack: 185 Moon: 138 Barm: 85 Lily: 20 Pandy: 10 Hax: 5 Shadowspawn - 552 Wombat: 200 Tina: 171 Nyn: 85 Limi: 60 Berf: 21 Verby: 10 Locke: 5 Fuls/Misc/Nae - 242 Smiley73: 101 Leelou: 48 Nae: 20 Yahna: 20 Czechs: 20 Otpelk: 20 Nyanna: 10 Glip…

I love you. I nearly fainted in delight just typing your name.

So they are late this year... get over it It's the 2010 Shayol Ghul Ghoulie Awards.... Go <link deleted> and nominate your favourite SGers in twenty different categories. Nominations will close at 8pm AEST (GMT +10) Friday 5th August 2011.

Came across this good old song and I immediately thought of Cindy. Hm...it must the optimistic lyric? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYypCKwXU98

O_O o_0 0_o 0_0 O_o o_O Got it out of your system yet? You post those way more often than not. Its like you can't handle anything.

ok so just wanted to post this for any other aussies or kiwi's or even other people Brandon Sanderson will be attending Supanova in both Melbourne and Gold Coast in April next year. http://www.brandonsanderson.com/events

Bought my son an iPad & my daughter an iPod. The wife got me an iPhone & I got her an iRon. Wife wasn't overjoyed even after i explained it can be integrated with the iWash, iCook, and iClean networks. This opened the iNag reminder service which totally wiped out the iShag function

*stabs Vambram repeatedly so he can't move away from Eddie before he stabs him as an official Dreadlord* Congrats! Go get em. XD

I hope you have a wonderful day with your family and friends, Verbie. And don't eat too much cake, because it all goes to your thighs :P ^_^ *lick* Nyn

*pulls a dagger out of the ridiculously huge carrot and stabs Hoof in the side* Congrats, Hoof! You're now a Dreadlord!!! Smite those silly Shadowspawn, and show those uppity witches whose boss.

Tina has been a naughty trolloc. She didn´t listen to Naeann, the Queen of evil, when she ordered us to spank the so called aiel. Tina didn´t put a single Wise One in the cookpot. Tina is sorry. Tina hasn´t got any twin to blame. Tina is sorry for that too. To make up for her laziness and stupidity (you shouldn´t really blame me for that - I´m a trolloc!) I will do the following: 1. I promise not to eat any of the Black Ajha witches this week. 2. I will clean all the cookpots with Blackhoofs my own clothes. 3. I will also clean all the toilets with Blackhoofs my own hair. 4. I will cut Ed´s toenails. Since I understand that some ponies got lost …

The new Dreadlord website! Made by yours truly, with great help from Ama.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC4jZKSU8G4

so i havent been on...need a job...to buy a computer... then buy a secure internet so i might not be on as much as i would like sorry...

Smoke rolls over the skull-encrusted throne, shrouding it in an inky blackness as flames roar in the cavernous pit beneath the ledge that the throne rests upon, like a single finger of blackness in an orange/red realm of fire and brimstone. Gaggles of wretched slaves, tortured and twisted, hang from chains digging into their chest form the cave roof, desperately screaming their Master's praises in the hope that He will forgive them and let them down for the first time in years. Chances are, He wont. Ranks of black-armoured and silent knights guard the maw-like entrance to this cave, their creaking heads groaning as they uniformly follow the intruders, waiting for a si…

*drags Arlow in by his ankle* We got a live one! Watch out for them trollocs though

One of the more hilarious things I've seen. Take a look (They use the F word occasionally, for the sensitive people out there :P). Nyn

So yeah I was sick. Also, I'm important enough for this to warrant it's own thread. I see ed has done a good job deleting all the "where's berf?" threads. Little sh!t.

It has come to my attention that some of our Trollocs have tried to break into a career in the Music Industry. Proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGW-HzNLf6c

Kivam, Lily, Wombat, Verb,Jackie D and myself have some friends coming over from another site in about a month for a special event... and I was going to let them come play here for a bit first if they wanted... to get them used to posting here and all... So if any of them actually do visit.. please be sure to give them the usual SG welcome. ;)

*quashes Megatrons voice* R.I.P. Ms Winehouse. Ever got halfway through eating a horse only to realize you weren't THAT hungry?

TinaHel has come home for dinner. What's for dinner, you ask? Wait, you didn't ask? Well, Imma gonna tell you anyway. Bunnies. Bunnies are for dinner. We were going to serve broiled Ed, but it turns out the "it tastes like chicken" adage doesn't apply to him. He tasted like women's lipstick and burnt hair. Don't ask how I know that. What is the purpose of this post? I'm not sure - I might have inadvertently spiked my afternoon coffee. If so, then fantastic - you are all treated to screwy posts from me for the remainder of my afternoon. Enjoy. Oh, and welcome Tina to the Shadowspawn as our newest Trolloc. Beware. Especially Ed.

The Black Ajah has found another worthy of our ranks. Welcome, Cindy. *stabs*

BA = Yankees SS = Red Sox Dreadlords = Orioles