The White Tower & Warders

I thought I would come to the place I knew had a lot of techno savvy people. GAH! I can't believe I no longer fall into that catagory. I know nothing and remember less ;) Anyway, I need a blog. I need a vent place all my own. And I do not have the time, inclination, or techno-skills to figure it all out. I need something easy to set up. Cut and paste into prefabricated slots, is probably about the most I can handle. Free would be a huge bonus! It would be great if at least part of it could be private as I want it for work venting/adventures. Help! Some one please lead me through the murky waters of the blogging world. ~tries to look cute and helpless…

I was told to drop by. I'm one of the new old guys who has recently rejoined DM. But the sheer amount of estrogen radiating from my laptop tells me that I may be in over my head in this forum Oh! and May said to ask for the Red Ajah- she said that there would be a warm welcome?

Have you ever wanted to be an M&M?? well here is your chance... http://www.becomeanmm.com/ Here is me.... ;D Have fun..show us what you look like *G*

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/health/2008/01/04/fortin.hfh.curvy.women.cnn Sometimes I wonder about the guys who film these things for the newscasts. Does anyone ever stop them on the street and ask why they are discreetly filming women's bottom halves? Regardless, I am "curvy" and I do well on standardized tests. Suck on THAT skinny girls!

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*A stranger comes in clouded in blue robes, and knees, laying his sheated saphire blade before the ruling Amerylin* Mother your son has returned to give back what he has lost and offers his apoligies for being gone for such an extended time. *The stranger wips of the clothes revealing a fimiliar face with a wiked grin underneath* Greetings mother, and to the rest of my sisters and brothers, i have come home. I have missed you all and once again wish to be in the tower as of old. Let it be know that the rumors are true, Kepen has returned from his grave in the ocean to the living world to seek his land of the white. *Remains kneeling waiting for his punish…

You arrive in Tar Valon late at night. You rode as hard as you could after receiving a message from the White Tower telling you to return from your far off journeys. Apparently, all Aes Sedai were called into the Tower for some unknown reason. It seemed strange to not have any reason, but all Aes Sedai were like that. Only giving you the information they want you to know. You get closer and notice something wrong. There are few people coming out of, or going into the Tower. Usually the stairs bustled with people. Getting closer to the Tower doors, you see people look at you and run. Horror crossed their face. You enter the wide wooden doors to the Shining White Tower, jus…

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The Red Ajah has become my favorite Ajah this week. Two of their members have sent me boxes of delicious, home baked goodies. So thanks to Nephi and Muirenn, all of you will now enjoy elevate positions and special favors from me. Segurant claims that Muirenn's box was for him, as he is her Warder, but I requisitioned them for the good of the Tower. The rest of the rabble may now petition you for favors from me. Reds, please only bring me the most serious requests, as evidenced by the large piles of bribes they bring to your board. Toodles!

This says it all: http://gallery.pcapex.com/data/500/good_housekeeping1955.jpg :D :P

WooHoo!!!! yay it's totally 2008!!! Eli

Once again, the White Tower is holding a Chistmas Card exchange. I'm still not sure how I got myself into this, but I'm in charge of making sure all who want to get a card, get a card. If you wish to participate, please e-mail me at tigara@look.ca with the following information: DM Name: RL Name: Address: A reachable e-mail address: And if you have specific things about sending(like not sending out of country), please let me know. Also, if you are under 18, please make sure you have permission to do this.

Come on, spill it.

** This is for White Tower Members Only! ** It is that wonderful time to sign up for the WT Holiday Cookie/Brownie Exchange brought to you by the Brown Ajah. *promote promote* So break out your aprons and get ready to make some yummies to mail. Here is what you need to do to sign up: DEADLINE to sign up - November 30th. 1. email me - Sabine Ross at sabine_ross@yahoo.com with the following: **Please put WT Cookie Exchange in the subject line** Name and Mailing Address EX: Mary Sue Jones 1234 Candy Lane. Wonderland, MD 1234 **Important** Please also let me know if you have any food allergies when you email!! …

Link: http://www.livescience.com/php/video/player.php?video_id=aspirinandsexdrive_New The gist: No taking aspirin while pregnant or breastfeeding if you're going to want grandkids. Heh. The actual findings: When mother lab rats are given aspirin in their water in the last week of pregnancy and first week of breastfeeding, brain development in the babies was altered in the region that controls sex drive later in life. This region functions the same in humans. When the baby lab rats grew up, there was a noticeable (though the scientist noted "mild") decrease in libido. What's not known for sure is whether aspirin has the same effect on humans, …

I hope it will be a good one. I'm so happy you're all my friends, and that I've gotten the chance to spend yet another year with you! I also want to send out some special love to Charis and Nicandra, both of whom lost people very close to them recently. xxxxxxxxx (<--- that's me blowing kisses to you all)

Chattacon is coming! That's very first convention that I'll officially be promoting JordanCon at. So if any of you will be in Chattanooga, TN the weekend of January 26th, stop on by. Chatta is SUCH a fun con. http://www.chattacon.org/

Ok, so I'm not sure what I smoke when I sleep, but some dreams are just too ... good? not to share ;D Last night I dreamt there was a Strictly Come Dancing competition, and amongst others most of the DM people had entered. It was held somewhere in a big Castle like structure (mixed in with Airport Lounge look) in eastern Europe, with a big lake right next to it (I didn't check, but what you wanna bet it was a TQ lake? :P) We all had to live there for the duration of the competition, anyway. I honestly didn't know they were filming us EVERYwhere ! :-[ So some of us who didn't have our Warders / Aes Sedai there, were a bit partnerless and the scrambling …

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-a** man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

For your enjoyment the FFF is having a holiday event for Video/Dancing. Best of wishes and many blessings.

When Santa & Christmas has to be Politically Correct. 'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck... How to live in a world that's politically correct? His workers no longer would answer to "Elves", "Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves. And labor conditions at the north pole Were alleged by the union to stifle the soul. Four reindeer had vanished, without much propriety, Released to the wilds by the Humane Society. And equal employment had made it quite clear That Santa had better not use just reindeer. So Dancer and Donner, Comet and Cupid, Were replaced with 4 pigs, and you know that looked stupid…

I'm not in the usergroup yet...or is ther even more boards than this one? Trinity

Well since there is going to be a lot of baking going on this time of year....we'd like to invite you to join us in our Bakers Anonymous this month. http://forums.dragonmount.com/index.php/topic,24055.new.html#new We will be making Fudge....*droools* ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

We're going again. I'd like at least 12 players, more will be welcome. Sign-ups will go until December 10th. Come on everyone!! Signed-up 1. Jaydena 2. bcxanth 3. Illiara 4. Vemynal 5. Loreina 6. Kira 7. Minuet 8. Silver 9. DreadPirateRoberts 10. Ura 11. Naeann 12. Dark Justice

Greetings one and all. The DEaD Eaters' Society is proud to announce our new contest. For those that are not aware, the DEaD(Dog Eat Dog) Eaters' Society is searching for recipes. They can be of any type, but must match the quality of the recipe(s) found herein. The top three contestants will earn a spot in history, and the estimable DEaD Eaters' Society. Good night and good luck. There is no contest. The announcement of a contest was put in for no other reason then to give [the poster] an excuse to post this link. However, if you insist on entering a fictional contest, please send your recipes here. Thank you.

I think our heater broke. It's set at 67, it reads at 65. I can hear the fan kick on every few minutes, but nothing comes out of the vent. It's going to be 31 degrees tonight. Am I going to die?

http://www.yourgeekfriend.com/GrinchName/GrinchName.php Your Grinch name is: Miserlytroll Wickedshorts

Hello, I am looking for a missing Aes Sedai. I have been MIA for a bit, yes I know another Warder who will probably get punished for not reporting in. I was wondering if anyone has seen Mandi Sedai lately. If someone gets a chance and runs into her could you let her know Deacon Gaidin a faithful if not always present Warder is around. Deacon Gaidin

I saw this posted in a blog yesterday and thought it was an awesome question. I've got to think about mine before I post it though.

Have anything you want for Christmas? Is it something you could probably get yourself, or is it so big no one can get it? Well, here's your chance! We've done this a couple of Christmases, and it's always been a huge success, and so I figured we should try again this year, as well. The wishlist works like this: You make a list of 10 things (or less) you would like to get for Christmas. It can be anything from a new book to world peace. Anything goes. You post your list, and then you post a way for someone to contact you (I suggest email or PM, specify in the post) and then you wait. Meanwhile you read someone elses list. Maybe there is something on som…