And I like to spam. Who is new here?

I am

Me

Me too

*slices everyone's throat*
Ah yes, perfect. 

New meat! 

*Stabs ed a million times* 
I missed you. 

Lol, we've talked and interacted outside of DM

Hi Ed, I'm new too!

 

*throws spam at Ed*

 

I like it too, I like to specialize in old stuff.

Oh...Oscar, dear. I'm not new.

*laughs maniacally and stabs*

 

 

Old stuff?! You calling Lily, Moon, and Verb old?!

Well, Verb is old. 

Verb is as old and smells like...

 

Wait, no. PG-13...

h8uall

They say the memory is the first thing to go, Verb. Is that why you didn't sign roll call last month? You forgot?

*stabs Verby in the side*

Lol, we've talked and interacted outside of DM

 

True, but I can't stab you on Facebook. People might take it wrong. *Stabs ed again* 

*tackles ed*

Oh...Oscar, dear. I'm not new.

*laughs maniacally and stabs*

 

 

Old stuff?! You calling Lily, Moon, and Verb old?!

I thought I saw that.... 

I'm a retired Head Hag, not old. I'm eternally 28... or something. 

*grumbles about kids getting off her lawn*

ew

EeeeW

They say the memory is the first thing to go, Verb. Is that why you didn't sign roll call last month? You forgot?

 

Yeah, let's go with that.

Hello ed. Apparently I am shayol ghul's brand new baby of evil... Come closer to get a good look.

 

*waits for ed to peak into her hood and stabs*

*opens mouth so the blade can slide into the nitric acid*

Yes, hello Lightful! 

*drops dagger before she loses a hand*

 

Eep!

*spits nitric acid on the floor*

 

But hands are the best part, according to Verb

Not my hands you naughty monkey!

 

*gets a broom to shoo the ed away to a comfortable distance*

 

*turns the end of the broom into a poison spear*

Poison. How cute.

 

ALL HANDS!

ALL HANDS!

Thats what she said. :P