Hello Dragonmount! Welcome to another exciting game for the Week of the Greats. In this we'll be explaining a film to one another; but the catch is that you have to do it so poorly that the message gets entirely lost and the final version just sounds as terrible as possible.

 

Some examples to give you an idea:

"Titanic – ice bucket challenge goes wrong"

"The Dark Knight – furry-obsessed billionaire takes out aggression on the homeless"

"Raiders of the Lost Ark – college professor decides reading would melt his brain"

 

Or something similar to these. Remember to keep things PG-13, but have fun with it! And don't be afraid to post a movie someone else has done; it'll be interesting to see different takes on movies!

This movie is about people who go swimming at night.

This movie is about people who go swimming at night.

jaws? idk.

This movie is about people who go swimming at night.

....Titanic again?

Can we do new ones while the others are still going?

 

 

Greedy parents make nameless girl fight evil witch.

Can we do new ones while the others are still going?

 

 

Greedy parents make nameless girl fight evil witch.

I'm guessing Spirited Away

 

Can we do new ones while the others are still going?

 

 

Greedy parents make nameless girl fight evil witch.

I'm guessing Spirited Away

 

You got it :)

Lady in the Water

Lady in the Water

 

Splash?

An young man is radicalized after a military strike kills his family. He's indoctrinated into an old religion and joins a band of insurgents on a terrorist attack that kills thousands.

 

This movie is about people who go swimming at night.

jaws? idk.

 

 

You DO know! Correct :)

An young man is radicalized after a military strike kills his family. He's indoctrinated into an old religion and joins a band of insurgents on a terrorist attack that kills thousands.

Star Wars.

 

An young man is radicalized after a military strike kills his family. He's indoctrinated into an old religion and joins a band of insurgents on a terrorist attack that kills thousands.

Star Wars.

Gaah! Work, why do you distract me so before I can answer the important questions of life? Specifically, before I can answer them first? Curse you, societal obligations!

How about...couple who play in the dirt for a living get taken to a theme park for a day to look after an old man's grandchildren; weather ruins the entire trip.

How about...couple who play in the dirt for a living get taken to a theme park for a day to look after an old man's grandchildren; weather ruins the entire trip.

Lol!  Jurassic Park!

Correct on Star Wars.

 

A girl kills a woman as soon as she arrives in a new country. She sets out with friends to kill again.

Correct on Star Wars.

 

A girl kills a woman as soon as she arrives in a new country. She sets out with friends to kill again.

 The Wizard of Oz!

woman is corrupted by a baby and starts killing her friends and allies.

 

Correct on Star Wars.

 

A girl kills a woman as soon as she arrives in a new country. She sets out with friends to kill again.

 The Wizard of Oz!

 

Yes

man talks about his plant. Also shoots villagers who want to win a competition.