Ever heard of crocodile tears?

 

*Points to Ed* they mean someone is fake crying.

*sniffles and snuggles into Elgee's bosom*

I would never

There there. Snuggle with Mama.

 

Yes yes. Gewd.

*bites and runs*

LoL ... my reach is far!

Such long arms and strong hands you have Mother...

>.>

You're at jordancon, I'm sure there are a few people willing to smack you for Elgee.

You're at jordancon, I'm sure there are a few people willing to smack you for Elgee.

 

Oooh now I like the way you think! *grins*

 

You're at jordancon, I'm sure there are a few people willing to smack you for Elgee.

Oooh now I like the way you think! *grins*

I feel fairly confident in saying you usually enjoy the way I think ROFL

True, dat *grins*

I've missed this like you wouldn't believe

Like... chocolate cake?

Better

Welcome back.

 

Do you happen to have any cranberry orange muffins? Those are may fave. Or lemon and poppy seed. Mmm I need a muffin irl now.

 

Also its totally normal to have a huge crush on the Amyrlin right? I just love everything you post. <3

Welcome back.

 

Do you happen to have any cranberry orange muffins? Those are may fave. Or lemon and poppy seed. Mmm I need a muffin irl now.

 

Also its totally normal to have a huge crush on the Amyrlin right? I just love everything you post. <3

 

I crushed on Jen (First Amyrlin of Dragonmount, was then called Kathana) something fierce. Still do! LoL

Welcome back.

 

Do you happen to have any cranberry orange muffins? Those are may fave. Or lemon and poppy seed. Mmm I need a muffin irl now.

 

Also its totally normal to have a huge crush on the Amyrlin right? I just love everything you post. <3

I have every kind of muffin!!

 

Also, I don't know anyone who doesn't love Elgee.

Corrupt politician sure don't!

.....

 

 

...That was...

 

 

 

.....

 

 

.....Actually.... REALLY funny!

Haha, even with that damn typo? Stupid mobile.

 

LoL ... a few people have stormed off DM, swearing their eternal hatred to me :P

 

Politicians, though ... I want to make them all go 'splody

LoL ... a few people have stormed off DM, swearing their eternal hatred to me :P

 

Politicians, though ... I want to make them all go 'splody

Well I obvs don't know them lol

Mother, you sure they just didn't like algae?

Well, one of them couldn't spell to save her life, so that's quite possible! *grins*

Hi. I think I know you.

 

*squints*