*eyes dress warily* What chu doing with that thing, Ithi?

I do believe she plans on wrapping you in that.

 

I think I'm gonna find a chair and a cigar and enjoy this spectacle

I'm doing this for you, Zep! Never forget that! *wails in terror*

Sidebar:

 

 

I'm a Light-loving Sith

I don't know how that works

Especially since

I'll eat hobbits with forks

 

I don't think that's a very nice thing that I do

But I guess that's the Black Tower crazy, for you!

Does that mean if the hobbits only have spoons they are safe?

 

 

This is the new Lightie dress uniform. I have decided this is a formal kidnapping so you're gonna have to put it on.

 

*erects privacy screen*

 

Aren't you a Lightie at the moment Led? I can probably find another one ... With sparkles.

Sidebar:

 

 

I'm a Light-loving Sith

I don't know how that works

Especially since

I'll eat hobbits with forks

I don't think that's a very nice thing that I do

But I guess that's the Black Tower crazy, for you!

Does that mean if the hobbits only have spoons they are safe?

 

 

Light burn ambiguous language! No, I prefer forks to eat my hobbit stew. I prefer USING forks when I eat hobbit stew. I don't let my forks do the eating. And I don't care if the hobbit is driving a backhoe, he's not safe from me :mwahaha:

 

 

This is the new Lightie dress uniform. I have decided this is a formal kidnapping so you're gonna have to put it on.

*erects privacy screen*

Aren't you a Lightie at the moment Led? I can probably find another one ... With sparkles.

Oh boy...the things I do for love! *wriggles into the dress* I feel like maybe I need some strappy shoes to go with it, Ithi.

 

*snickers* Please put extra sparkles on Zep's Lightie dress, I can't be seen keeping company with someone looking less-than-fabulous

Strappy shoes with a kitten heel. And a lilac sparkly dress for Led - just in case we fail.

 

And now the summoning. I believe Verbal may be a distant cousin of Beetlejuice, therefore we have to say his name three times, but not on a weekend, to get him to appear.

 

 

 

Verbal.

Verbal.

 

Please get me out of this disaster!

Hurry up and put that thing (Zep) back where it came from or so help me!

*giggles uncontrollably*

 

Oh, I have missed you Meesh

Cmon, we only need one more person to say his name

 

Hurry up and put that thing (Zep) back where it came from or so help me!

*giggles uncontrollably*

Oh, I have missed you Meesh

B)

 

...Verb.... a verb is an action word!

 

Verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry nice dress for Zep!

 

Verbbbbbbbbbbbbbbena?

 

Verbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal

So apparently the Beetlejuice method doesn't work.

 

 

Ithi you best back off with that dress. I ain't gunna do it. I'm a Shadow thru n thru!

 

VERBAL!!!!!!!

You guys are doing it wrong. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   

 

If that doesn't work then he might be dead.

*uses a farsight weave to get a better view of LZM while staying at a safe distance*

 

Oh and 10 points to Turin for that.

How long is the wait time on this summoning spell?

Omg. Is he dead?

 

*shakes the creases out of the lilac frock*

 

Satin is terrible for crinkles.

He did break into the Light Quarters today to laugh at LZM...

That he did. Stooped Ewok! Can't get anything right.

He's enjoying your discomfort. That's a very Shadowy thing to do.

 

Would you like a bow for your hair?

 

I guess I should also start thinking about a ransom note.

Led's super cute as a Lightie, can't we keep him?

Please?

It's probably the only chance you'll ever get, Led, knowing how possesive those Shadowies are...

The shadow is very relaxed about membership. It is only the Great Lord that gets a bit peeved when people try to leave.

Whatever.

 

My point stands.

Or maybe a particular website...