Me Narg. You might know Narg is advice colom… coulum … Narg give advice.

 

You have problem, Narg tell you what to do. Tell Narg problem.

 

Narg help with choices, too. You need to make choice, Narg help you decide.

 

Narg give good advice. Try and see.

 

 

there's a rock in my shoe, i think someone put it there. how should i find out who and what should i do with them after?

Narg say check for fingerprints. Put them in cookpot. 

Narg, my grandson makes too much noise in the mornings when people are sleeping. What should I do?

Give small person big drum. Wait some days. Take drum away. Now they pleased at level of noise.

so I have this colleague who works in another office who is really getting on my nerves becuase they keep asking if things 'should' be done when it's actually up to them to decide that. Any advice how to deal with them?

Narg say ask them if you should put them in cookpot. Maybe they get hint. If not, put them in cookpot. Narg make delicious stew. 

I am having trouble understanding my Math class. What should I do to do better?

Narg smart. Narg understand Math class. Maybe Narg can be tutor? PM Narg, we talk.

Narg need to leave now. Narg be back with more advice sometime. Bye.