This game is super easy! (and a repost, but i don't care. it's fun.)

 

You start with a Silly Question, and the person posting next gives a Silly Answer.

 

Ei: 

Person 1: Do chickens have computers?
Person 2: Yes and they use them to invent stuffs that can halp them cross the road.

 

And they ask a question for the next person! Easy peasy!

 

So, I have this burning question.... 

 

How long does it take to cook a Trolloc Egg?

Until the Trolloc hatches. Then you are cooking the Trolloc.

 

Why did the Trolloc cross the road?

 

 

(Okay, not very original, I know. Let's see you do better!)

Exploding Tail Feathers require juicy fruit pits.

 

 

What is the ideal cocktail to feed a red ajah sheep?

Put three asha'man rams and one pink feathered troloc (may I suggest @Nargbert) in a blender, mix well. pour in a fancy chalice of choice, sprinkle some special warder Tony's on top, et voilà! 

 

Why did the draghkar scream when he opened the cabinet?

Egwene dancing naked with the wolves.

 

Why do wolf eyes shine purple?

Because of their secret addiction to grape juice. 

 

Why was the Keeper's skin dyed blue?

There was a hornet in the net with the glowlight in the keepers room.

 

Can you make honeybuns in the black tower?

Only if the trollocs stop running away with the honey. 

 

Why was mother's petticoat purple?

Arie, I'm giving you 10 points for starting this very weird little game. 

On 5/1/2021 at 10:50 AM, LilyElizabeth said:

Why was mother's petticoat purple?

 

There was a shortage of ruffles.

 

Where can you locate a Novice Egg?

Under an Accepted chicken.

 

Why did the Amyrlin steal all the novices' white dresses?

The seamstress ran out of tulling for Aes Sedai underskirts.

 

 

Can you mix a trolloc with a greyman?

Yes, just put them in the cookpot and stir well. 

 

Why are there pink feathers in the pit of doom?