As the good Asha' man you are, you will use saidin to help your friend's (person above) wish come true. Unfortunately Saidin is as we know, tainted and as such so will the wish be..

      

exsample:

Person 1: I wish I had a glass of wine!

person 2: Granted! But you got covid and your wine will forevermore be tasteless..

I wish my house was yellow

person 3: granted! But after burning up it turned black.. I wish......

 

ok so I'll start:

 

I wish it was sunny outside!

 

Edited May 22, 20215 yr by Lavandula

Granted! But you developed an allergy to the sun...

 

I wish BT was bigger. 

Granted the black Tower is now huge, bigger than WT, but it's all empty of members. 

 

I wish ESC would just begin now!

Granted, but all the songs have been replaced by 

 

 

I wish I had an endless supply of money.

Granted. But you can only spend it on golden toilet seats. 
 

I wish the WoT show would come out complete right now. 

Granted but all the WOT books vannished in thin air forevermore...?

 

I wish I could manage with only four hours of sleep each night..

Granted, but the days shorten to only 12 hours a day.

 

I wish school would end already.

Granted, but it closed down on the spot so no one gets their diplomas..

 

I wish this house sell for soooo much more than we bought it for.. *Greedy*

Granted. But the new place costs even more. 
 

I wish that the BT had a Dragon. 

Granted, but it's the fire spewing kind not the human kind.

 

I wish I had more chocolate...sigh..

On 5/27/2021 at 9:51 AM, Lavandula said:

Granted, but it's the fire spewing kind not the human kind.

 

I wish I had more chocolate...sigh..

Even cooler! 

 

Granted. Except it is all white chocolate. Gross.