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You manage to activate a Portal Stone and end up in a world when every written work is either in slang or otherwise wrong. You pick up your favorite book in the Wheel of Time. Post a quote from that rewrite that hurts your soul to read. 

 

I’ll go first. (This one is like a bad HP rewrite too - a twofer!)

 

“Never snog a lass whose bruv’s have shiv scars” -The Fires of Heaven

Edited September 9, 20213 yr by CaddySedai

Six views sofar and no posts. Tsk tsk, don’t be shy. There are only good answers. Just crack open one of the books pick a line and fire it in. 

 

Or maybe google wheel of time quotes. Cmon. 

 

Contribute ?

The Wheels of Time go round and round, round and round, round and round!  The Wheels of Time go round and round as it wills!

The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come acama cama meleon...

Ohhh, Mother and the green trash panda went to a musical world. 

Edited September 9, 20213 yr by CaddySedai

“The Golden Crane flies for Tarmon Gai’don!”

 

~Local construction worker

1 hour ago, Mashiara Sedai said:

“The Golden Crane flies for Tarmon Gai’don!”

 

~Local construction worker

Oh wow, didn't see the switch to a construction worker coming. I do appreciate that the world you visited allows for everyday people to get a little page time though!

"There is one rule, above all others, for being a man.  Whatever you do, a woman will tell you that you're wrong."  The Great Hunt, Ch. 7

Hmm..that cant be the actual quote from the world you visited. You must be wrong *grins* 

I just got back from another world where The Dragon was called The Puppers...and everything was about dogs. I was heartbroken to hear my own words so shifted!

 

“He needs to be strong, and makes himself fluffers. Too fluffers, already, and he will not stop until he is stopped. He has forgotten how to bark except in bitterness; there are no whimpers left in him. Unless he finds barking and wimpers again, the world faces disaster. He must learn that even the Puppers Reborn is a good doggo. If he goes to The Vet as he is, even his victory may be as dark as his defeat.”

 

Chilling.

Edited September 10, 20213 yr by CaddySedai

Rofl!

Time to toss the cookies.

Quote

"Any fool knows men and women think differently at times, but the biggest difference is this. Men forget, but never forgive.  Women forgive, but will set your car on fire if you cross them again."  
 

The Dragon Reborn, Ch. 47

Sage Advice. 

To: Malkieri Whatsapp group

 

Hi Guys, this is Ninsy M.  Let's go boys!  My man is doing his thing.

"Death is lighter than a feather, duty is cause for braid tugging" - Lan 

I love these. I'll have to see what I can come up with to contribute! 

The Red Sitters tried to appear surprised, but they looked like boobie birds high strutting to attract potential mates.