Granted, but you lost the ability to think of more wishes.

I wish I could travel to the year 2077 and pick up a brand new copy of Elderscrolls VI.

Granted!  It's full of bugs and has "stock image" stamped all over

I wish I had a flying unicorn that could shoot lazers from it's eyes.

Granted but you fall into deep debt because you can't afford the amount of food it needs to eat to keep its energy and the cleaning cost of it's glitter poop (it gets everywhere!)

 

I wish I could tell the story of when Bert and Ernie #%@×% #%×%/# and then @%%#× and #%@/×".

Edited December 18, 20213 yr by thehumantrashcan
Granted the wrong wish.

Granted.

 

I wish I had a flying car.

Granted but it requires uranium to work.

 

I wish to sleep well all of Christmas break.

Granted? You both sleep through Christmas break.

I wish I got new tires/breaks/calipers/drums/bearings for my car.

Granted, but they are for a different make & model of car, one which is out of stock and extremely difficult to replace, repair.

 

I wish SinisterDeath would sing @Dead Warder and @thehumantrashcan a WoT inspired lullaby while they sleep.

Granted, but it's the lullaby fades sing to their trollocs while they sleep in Shadar Logoth.

 

I wish I could play the trumpet.

How did you know what's what I would have sang?!

Granted, but it still sounds horrible.

 

I wish I had exactly $3.50.

Granted, but it's $3.50 but it's Australian dollars.

 

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Edited December 27, 20213 yr by thehumantrashcan
Forgot my wish again.

Granted. You know what to wish for but the wish never happens.

 

I wish I had more wishes then fishes.

Granted but you have run out of things to wish for, making most of them useless.

 

I wish my neighbour would stop stealing my parking spot.

Granted, you now no longer have a car.

I wish I had an ultra delux mega super snow blower that does all the work remotely.

Granted, but it becomes sentient and takes over the world when misinterpreting the definition of 'all the work'. Many lives are lost. The time of the snow blowers is upon us.

 

I wish I knew how to survive in a snowpocalypse.

Granted, you get sick and stay inside and use up all your sick days but by the time you're better snowpocalypse is over.

 

I wish I had a knife for my peanut butter.

Granted, but while you were celebrating having a knife a rogue band of squirrels came in and stole ALL the peanut butter.

 

I wish the Christmas holiday was just a little bit longer.

Granted. The holiday now lasts Six Hundred and Thirty Five years. Society collapses as everyone is on vacation.

I wish I'd stop getting the entire seasons snow accumulation in one night, and instead go back to how it used to be where we'd get snow spread over all 6 months of the winter season.

Sure, no problemo. Granted. Now you get the entire season's snow accumulation every night for 6 months out of the year.  How's that snow blower doing?

 

I wish I could steal the wish of the person below me.

Granted!

 

I wish to become a damane.

Granted. You are a damane until you can channel through your own free will.

 

As for freedom, I wish to go with the flow as the wheel weaves as the wheel wills.

Granted, but you will always observe others struggling to find their way.

 

I wish I had the confidence to sing and dance in public without fear of shame or embarrassment.

Granted, but that confidence can only last an hour each week. 

 

I want the darkness in Shadar Logoth to be back and obeying to my will >:)

Granted but you both got displaced to Jupiter (just the two of you, no luggage)

 

I wish I could sleep in tomorrow.

 

 

Granted, but you wake up when you're 100.

 

I wish I could play the piano. 

Granted, you can only play chopsticks.

I wish the snow instantly melted on my driveway so I never had to shovel again.