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Nominations!! - Worst MOVIE ever!

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Yeah. We'll do a poll later, so please put your all time worst movies down!

 

DROP DEAD GORGEOUS.

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oh man.... where to begin......

 

The Head that wouldn't die.

 

I think that that was the name of it....

Bloodrayne, Swept Away and Alone in the Dark.. oh and Glitter..... and maybe To Justen with Love.

The Curse of El Charro. It's so bad it's almost funny.

No there are some movies that are so bad... so terrible, they move into the realm of good again. That may be a different post though.

Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood, Where the Heart Is, Pay it Forward (okay, maybe that one should be in a category of good movies with the worst, most contrived, tick-you-off endings), anything thats ever aired on the Lifetime network for the most part...

Want some REAAALLLYYYY bad movies.... watch MST 3000 (Mystery Science Theatre 3000)

I adoooooore MST 3K. Have you seen the Manos, Hand of Fate one? I was peeing my pants it was so funny.

 

My nominee might be Zardoz, with Sean Connery.

I haven't yet.... that I can remember.... but I have all of them coming on NetFlix.

Apocalypto.

 

Every excuse for blood is searched for and stretched to the infinite.

 

And that for two hours and twenty minutes.

This weekend, while I was hungover, and because I have only 5 channels to choose from, I watched a movie called MXP: Most Extreme Primate. It was about a chimp who ran away from Mexico and learned to snowboard in Colorado. There was an older brother character who was the lamest immitation of Bill/Ted EVER. The whole thing was like a train wreck...

Footloose' date=' closely followed by almost anything else with Kevin Bacon in it. Apollo 13 is an anomoly.[/quote']

 

I don't know... Wild Things had some good moments. :P(though they didn't feature Kevin Bacon :lol:)

This weekend' date=' while I was hungover, and because I have only 5 channels to choose from, I watched a movie called MXP: Most Extreme Primate. It was about a chimp who ran away from Mexico and learned to snowboard in Colorado. There was an older brother character who was the lamest immitation of Bill/Ted EVER. The whole thing was like a train wreck...[/quote']

 

I saw that! In the same scenario, too, though I was sober and therefore aware enough to go do something else. Five seconds was enough to tell me it was the exact same plot as every other performing animal movie made in the last thirty years. A dog on a basketball team... spare me.

 

Is it too early to nominate Michael Bay's impending faux pas, Transformers? It's Godzilla '98 all over again.

Apocalypto.

 

Every excuse for blood is searched for and stretched to the infinite.

 

And that for two hours and twenty minutes.

 

I can't agree with you more. Being a Mel Gibson film I had high hopes for it. After the movie I concluded Mel Gibson must've been on heavy drugs while directing the movie. I kept thinking in the cinema that it would get better and there would be an amazing spellbinding scene that would turn the entire movie around. Of course I wasnt wrong, that scene occurred when the credits started to roll.

 

Apocalypto (sad excuse for senseless blood shed)

Mustn't forget Waterworld. Most expensive movie ever made at the time and pretty widely agreed to be really really bad.

Mustn't forget Waterworld. Most expensive movie ever made at the time and pretty widely agreed to be really really bad.
I sorta enjoyed Waterworld... :oops:

I got one.

 

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