The newest member of the Seanchan org and possible future Family member.

 

Ummm this is the point where you give a big speech like you just received an important award.

 

And the rest of us will comment on your gown like we are ... wow..... that ancient lady from E.... that does red carpets. It really ruins my flow when I forget the punchline.....

 

Anyway, welcome to the Org!

Welcome, Jafael.

 

Pull my finger. No, seriously, do it.

JOAN RIVERS! It just came to me.

 

Yeah.. ummm.... her....

WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T PULL HIS FINGER. We are STILL recovering from the last time... :?

 

Empy, I am disappointed in you. As our prime purveyor of entertainment news, you should be up on EVERY aspect, including Joan's name and newest surgery details. Tsk tsk, tsk tsk. *shakes head disappointedly*

Here I thought they resorted to putting her in the scene via CGI and airbrushing.

Yay! Welcome to the best Org in town

Welcome! I have nothing to say here except

 

 

AAAAAUGGGHHH

 

 

Sorry, the exams are getting to me, and my first one is tonight.

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the band of the Red Hand.

 

*looks at people looking at him*

 

Ok, wrong ORG!

 

Welcome, welcome, welcome to your funeral.

 

*again looks at people looking at him*

 

Wasn't I meant to say that yet?

 

Ah well, I give up with this welcoming stuff.

Corki, I don't think your official spiel works outside of the Band boards. Perhaps there isn't enough atomized brew in the air for it to breathe properly.

*liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicks* Jafael*

 

Now you are officially a member.

*giggles at being licked* Ooooh! Thank you!

 

Gee, I didn't know I needed to go shopping for a dress for this!!!

 

*runs out to buy something fabulous and Seanchan-like*

 

"I'd like to thank everyone who brought me to this fine happy moment, I couldn't have done it without you. Especially--" *music plays*

 

Oh there goes my speech. I guess I'll just have to say I'm thrilled to be here!

 

~Jafael