The person above me is best served cold.

The person above me is a beef burito...

*shoves the person above me in a dish washer*

The person above me is a beef burito...

The person above me needs to wash behind his ears.

The person above me is a beef burito...

The person above me is picking his nose RIGHT NOW

*gasp*

 

How did you know, person above me?

 

*goes to look out the window*

It's really just a matter of probability considering how often the person above me has his finger up his face.

The person above me is stalking me...

*thrashes the person above with a celery stalk*

Did the person above me know her underwear drawer has recently become the topic of discussion in the Teh thread?

*giggles* The person above me should know I'm the one that first brought it up.

The person above me will never be evil enough for SG!!!

Oh sure, the person <ABOVE THE PERSON> above me just has to develop a complete disregard for human life. Not so much a rancor as an aversion to, even apathy towards.

 

The person above me got in my way and is doomed. *runs over him with steamroller*

*is flatened by the person above me*

 

Is that all you got, person above me?

The person above me works at Cracker Barrel...

 

 

www.crackerbarrel.com

That place sucks and the person above me is doomed for mentioning it *liquifies him and pours him into wafflemaker*

Cracker Barrel is the shiznit, person above me.

The person above me didn't dine at the one I dined at, then.

 

The person above me will also refrain from using fake words like "shiznit" because however cool Snoop is, he don't be speaking the King's Engrish.

Fo' shizzle my nizzle..... :P

The person above the person above me don't like the Snoop Digity Dogg.

The person above the person above me loses!

 

And the person above me should be aware that, as the person below the person above the person above me, it was the responsibility of the person above me to inform the person above the person above me of that fact. But I'll let the person above me slide this time, as he's still freshly spawned and not yet fully weaned on spam.

To the person above me:

 

I thank you oh great spammer lord!

 

*grovels*

The person above me should be more attentive to the whole groveling-at-my-feet thing. They need more kissing. And bowing and scraping in general, but the feets most definitely need kissing.