The person above me wears makeup. Like, RuPaul makeup.

 

Also, aggie's logic is horrendously faulty.

The person above me should've been here for the moment when I got so bored I started spamming threads other than my own.

And then the person above me died!

 

the person above me will not corrupt me.. nevar

Wonders if the person above is in disguise...the spelling seems familiar somehow...hhhhmmmmmmm.  :-\

the person above me suspects me for a sockpuppet, like a lot of people do :(

The person above me envies sock puppets their method of manipulation.

The person above me is jealous of my ability to not have to specialize my text!

That's not an ability, person above me, that is in fact the utter lack of an ability.

The person above me is a party pooper and totally missed my other ability of un-pooping a party.

Now see, the easy and obvious thing for me to do here would be to accuse the person above me of pooping in his pants. But I'm not gonna go that route.

The person above me is trying to be honorable, but we all know she's just bidding her time for a harder hit later...

the person above me used implication as a means for humor

 

damn, the person above me just ninjaed me

The person above me has no idea how very sneaky I can post. HIYAH!

The person above the person above me has received but a light buzzing in his ears, then. Heaven help you if you are on the receiving end of a pirating.

 

The person above me should not use ninja epithets.

The person should know that it's my party and I'll epithet if I want to...

the perrson above me secretly fancies Rey

the person above me revealed my secret!  :o

The person above me is a barnacle. *affixes him to a ship's hull*

the person above me goes round affixing barnacles to ships

the person above me put no thought into his person above me post

the person above me did little better

The persons above me are conjoined twins.

the person above me knows too much

the person above me and I share a colon