The person above me broke before I did!

The person above me is correct, however, it's more a matter of, well, what the hell?

My standards haven't changed, and my post count isn't worth that much to me. The person above me apparently feels differently.

Has nothing to do with Post Count to me anymore, person above me.  That has dropped way down on my priority list.  I just felt like we need to get these eleven threads going.  And they weren't growing any on page 3!

That's fine, person above me, I just wasn't going to be the one that responded to him.

Well, then person above me, I can't wait to LoA again.  ;D

Frankly I'm surprised the person above me has stuck around this long.

I'm surprised by the person above me's surprise.  It hasn't even been two full months yet.

The last few times the person above me reappeared, he didn't make it to three weeks before disappearing again.

I don't think the person above me can hardly call that an LoA!  If they were, loki would be by now.

The person above me doesn't have leaves of absence, he has moment of presence  :P

Touche, person above me, but I'm still here.

And thusly my surprise, person above me.

The person above me needs to stop being so easily surprised.  It's annoying.  :P

If the person above me didn't keep disappearing for months at a time, with two-week periods where he's actually around before blipping out again, I wouldn't be surprised when he actually manages to stick around for a while!

Well, be prepared to see me here for a good 'nother month, person above me.

What, I wonder, causes the person above's periodic sojourns into the lands of spamlessness?

What else, person above me, but RL?

The person above me shall be the person below me as well and shall make the 6000th reply in this thread.

The person above me was incorrect.  Oh wait, no you weren't.  i was thinking of something completely different.

The person above me has a single unsalted pretzel for a brain.

Is it a giant soft pretzel person above?

The person above me is below the person i am directing this reply to.

The person above me appears complicated.

The person above me is incorrect.  I am not complicated, I simply complicate things.  Big difference.