I am not the person above me.

the people above

The person above me smells of cabbage and should try harder.

the person above doesnt let me shower

That's nonsense the person above me is talking, I encourage him to shower constantly, half hoping he'll slip and crack his skull on the ceramic tile.

the person above corrects me again..

The person above me does need to shower...

the person above can blame that on a hard days spamming

Except the person above me should just have recently woken up.

the person above has a skewed sense of my timezone...

The person above me is bilious.

the person above is so very complementary

That's probably not the word the person above me thinks he used.

the person above should elaborate on her statments

The person above me doesn't know the difference between complementary and complimentary.

the person above thinks I didnt, I was commenting on her colour

Sure you were, person above me.

the person above looks ravishing

I'm not going to ravish the person above me. Yech.

I dont blame the person above

The person above me isn't Danya or Alys, that's one reason.

I didnt ask the person above for reasons

I didn't ask the person above me for ninety-nine luftballons.

the person above did have fun with them, though

I popped them and fed them to seagulls, person above me.