The person above me is fun-sized.

The person above me knows her candy

The person above me is a meanine for reminding me of candy.....

The person above me tastes like candy, probably.

But even if not, that won't stop the person above me from biting her arms off.

The person above me is also correct, although I prefer legs.

The person above me can make her very own candied Boxing Helena.

The person above has me a bit off, for I am not that insane.

Without arms and legs, what else would the person above me call it?

The person above assumes I'm going to eat her arms and legs, while I was just happy with the legs.

You start a job, you should finish it, person above me.

The person above me should know I like to stop when I'm full and not over gorge myself.

I can find better ways of filling the person above me up than all that.

the person above doesnt need help?

The person above, the person above me, should not tease me in such a fashion ;)

the being above didnt need that extra comma

The person above me doesn't need those extra teeth.

the person above is offering to take them?

The person above me should go watch Firefly.

the person above makes a good case, and yet I am forbidden due to the unavailability of a dvd player

The person above me has access to a computer which has a DVD player.

the person above thinks my dvd player works/is plugged in

The person above me is a busted-down old relic. *recycles him*

The person above, the person above me, doesn't realize the cd tray on the tower/laptop should be a DVD player, at the minimum.

Ah, but person above me, that doesn't mean it's currently functional. My tower two computers ago lived for six years with a dead CD-ROM drive. The one in my previous machine was starting to go bad at only three years old.