The person above me is inferring a sexual connotation when I definitely meant to imply something less pleasant.

The person above me doesn't realize that foreplay to me isn't like it would be for her, probably.

I guess the person above me is turned on by bowels.

The person above me is correct, but only the person above's bowels.

The person above me likes that 2 Girls 1 Cup stuff, does she?

The person above me is gross.

The person above me said it, I just looked for authentication.

The person above is confusing bowel movements with actual bowels.

the person above me likes to dance in the rain

 

*eyes glaze over as he imagines this spectacle of loveliness*

The person above me is a what now?

The person above, above, is correct.

Even though the person above me slips in the water and hits her head on the sidewalk?

The person above me doesn't know that I have the grace of a ballerina... or did.

I'll bet the person above me has the grace of a dump truck.

I'm willing to wager the person above me is partially correct, not dancing for 10 years will lose some of that grace. :(

I'm not willing to wager that the person above is willing to wager that the person above her is partially correct.

The person above me isn't old enough to make bets anyway.

The person above me wishes she were the person above me.

The person above me has me confused with someone else.

The person above me is dead.

The person above me will be dead.

The person above me ages upside-down.

The person above me is still a squirrel.

The person above me is posting here on a Saturday morning. Wherefore?

The person above me is at work, like I am.