The person above me is straw

The person above me has an Oxycontin problem.

The person above me has MJ issues.

I'm going to assume the person above me means the ganja, and not Michael Jackson, because that wouldn't make sense.

It does make sense because of the fact that it doesn't person above.

The person above me is not a credible source.

The person above me is source of gold. Time for gold digging.

The person above me is not permitted inside me under any circumstances.

The person above must provide tools then. A pick will work.

*frames the person above for being Portugese* ARREST HIM

Slaps the person above with a wet noodle.

The person above me is Occidental.

The person above eats wet dog poo.

The person above me can't do better than poop jokes.

The person above me thinks I care at the moment. She also excretes snail slime from her armpits.

If it's coming from me, and I am not a snail (which I am not), then it is not snail slime. The person above me has flawed logic.

If it's coming from me, and I am not a snail (which I am not), then it is not snail slime. The person above me has flawed logic.

 

The 'if' did not pertain to that person above.

The person above me would apparently most likely eat a dead frog.

The person above is correct. :D

The person above me isn't.

That is not as uncommon an occurrence as the person above me implies.

I implied no such thing, person above.

The person above me lies with imps.

The person above me has great teeth.

The person above me has an awesome avatar.