The person above me owes his very existence to me!

the person above me could say that to many persons.

The person above me wants a Kangaroo made of swiss cheese.

the person above posted at 7am :o

The person above me is human. I do not approve!

the person above me is wrong.an to not :P

The person above me is thusly a block of limestone carved in the shape of two hamsters eating a duck with hollandaise sauce on a cold Tuesday morning?

the person above is probably a pigeon

If I were as the person above me suggests, I wouldn't be able to type, now would I?

the person above is bluffing, pigeons are telepathic they type with there minds :o

The person above me has never heard of a hunt-n-pecker.

and the person above me has?

the person above me has peanuts

edit:  the person above me has at least 11,000 posts.

 

 

 

and the person above me has?

 

* in an explanatory tone that only an old Gwampy could possibly have *

In my younger days, we had things called "typewriters".  Miserable dadgum contraptions.  They had something similar to a keyboard, but much harder to use.  You actually had to develop a feel for how much pressure to apply to the keys because they activated the striking arms mechanically and if you got out of rhythm or happened to hit two keys at the same time the dirty buggers would go up together and hang up and give you a double image after it smeared the ribbon.  Oh.  They had a  ribbon, too.  Those were nasty things to deal with.  You don't want to even think about those.  Anyway, some people actually learned to use those devil-designed devices quite handily (except for blondes).  Others simply memorized the key locations and used the index finger of each hand to type with.  They would "hunt" for the key they wanted then "peck" it with their pointer.  Thus, the term "hunt-n-pecker".

 

* takes a breath *

* takes a nap *

* snores *

oh *huggles the person above for explaining that and :o remembers them in my ahem very, younger days and thinks maybe the person above isnts that old after all..or this person is :o :o* hehe that how i types with my right hand

The person above the person above me trades too much on his age.

 

The person above me eats bread  :o SCANDALOUS!!

i.. welll... the person above is ooooooooold :P

The person above me is going to get his butt kicked in 1,001 wholly unique ways for that statement.

and decrepid

 

The person above the person above me trades too much on his age.

 

* pointing finger up to puckered lips *

sssshhhhhhh!  it's part of my disguise...helps keep the young females away.  You can never be too careful nowadays.

the person above is a don juan with a cons jimmeny cricket ;)

The person above is back to his happy self...HOORAY!!!

the person above is the person above i guess :)

The person above me will throw a huge all-spammers-invited party when this thread hits 100 pages!  Maybe I'll bring spaghetti confetti? I'll have to check the cupboard.  ???

The person above me doesn't mind having spaghetti in his hair?