the person above me wraps herself in shiny wrappers each christmas. very pretty *nods*

The person above me appreciates shinyness!  :D

*wraps the person above's shoes in tinsel bits*

*wraps the person above the person above's shoes with the person above me*

*trips over the person above the person above me* Oh hey there's something on my shoe ...

*steals underpants from the person above me*

has a smiley for the person above me

 

The person above me had been posting some nicely made smileys until that piece of crap came along.

the person above wants to know where smilies come from. So here ya go.

That's an improvement, person above me, but the person above me is still a skink. Not a skunk, a skink.

hey! i knew that smiley face guy.

 

The person above me is a grape stain on the fabric of reality.

the person above me is the person less likely to be found on the predescribed fabric

The person above me masticates.

the person above likes inventing words

Not only did the person above me not get the joke, but he isn't even aware there was one  :(

that's because the person above me is so funny all the time

the person above me didn't know that mastication is something most people do every day. more than once.

what, go to the can?

 

the person above me doesn't know that masticate is to chew something or to eat something

The person above me completely ruined the point of the joke. Also, as the person below the person above the person above me, the person above me was immediately responsible for reaming the person above the person above me for failing the game again.

the person above me needs to get over it

The person above me spoiled all the fun before I could weigh in  :(

the person above me needs to properly dispose of that paraphanelia.

What the person above me meant was to give it to her.