At this point I am uncertain if the person above me is more familiar with Les Miserables than I am or if the person above me hasn't the faintest idea what I'm talking about, so I'll just say yes and eviscerate the person above me to save time and useless explanations. *does*

*launches cannonball at the person above*

The person above me is turning into a blueberry!  :o

The person above me is a bad egg.  ;D

The person above me touched the squirrel's nuts.  :D

This person convinced the squirrel that it was the person above me. :o

the person above m e leaves me uttlry confused, so she is now *shuflles through cards* being attacked by a pack ok lokis. ouch. :P

The person above me is sucked into a time warp...

 

*sings* Leeettt's ddoooo the tiiimme warp....

The person above me just got hit with something out of the D&D Monster Compendium  :P

The person above me is crushed under a shower of mah-jong tiles. :o

the person above the person above me half catches my sarcasm and gets confused so she kills me and plays with the person above me. this makes me sad.

*comforts the person above*

The person above me to the second power is sad over which part, specifically?

I believe that the person that the person above me is referring to is sad because the person above me just doesn't seem to understand said person.

The person above me needs to get that kid a more fashionable haircut!

Ouch! :( The person above me doesn't realize that picture is a year old and was taken between haircuts.

i dont think that the person above the person above me cares so much and uh you are now attacked by a *shuffles cards of pain* demon pack of mutant reylers from area 51?!?- hit by a train

*Throws a train at the person above in revenge*

The person above me shall die a most painful death, starting with the loss of his rectum, then moving north to the spinal cord and then around to the lungs, kidneys, and, of course, the intestines.  Shall I continue?

the people above have been hit with a rhytem stick

the person above me is aabrubtly hit with an iphone

The person above me has just lost 10 attack points for the next 8 turns.

The person above me should disavow the existence of the antiperson above the person above me.

The person above me is allowed to move forward three spaces.

Is the person above me the little pewter top hat or the little pewter racecar?