Me Narg. Me Trolloc. Me have advice column. Ask me for help with decisions and me will tell you what to do. Me give good advice.

Dear narg

 

i have a…..pet. It’s become quite attached, following me everywhere, all up in my business. How do I get it to stop? 
 

-Moridin

Narg love pets. Pets taste good. Narg say put it in the cookpot. Then it no follow you anymore. 

hey narg, 

 

i dont want to work today. but if i dont the Dark One will be mad. what should i do? 

Narg suggest work hard for the Dark One. Her anger not pretty. Or you could be devious and try get away with it. 

Dear Narg,

 

Our cat has begun laying stretched out full length between my partner and I on the couch, pushing me over to the cushion at the end of the couch. She's very scrawny and won't taste all that nice... What should we do? 

 

Del~ the Sparkliest Trolloc

 

 

Edited March 3, 20241 yr by Delenn

If cat is too scrawny for you, put in neighbor's cookpot. Or you could just move cat, but cookpot more fun.

dear Narg

 

there's a faction i wish to demolish. or at the very least humiliate for the heck of it. thoughts on how i should proceed?

 

moridin

That easy. Put them all in cookpots. You might need to bring other Shadowspawn to help.

Dear Narg,

 

I am tired of snarky coworkers. What should I do about them?

 

Sincerely, 

RS

Narg understands. Trollocs difficult to work with.

 

Always shouting. Hitting. Fighting.

 

Sometimes eating trollocs!

 

Best to find pretty flower, or tasty treat for them. Then when they look, smash head and stick in cookpot.

Dear Narg,

 

My boss is difficult to work with. What should I do?

I guess it doesn't matter anymore. I don't work there anymore. I found a better job.