Aw, we could have built the city and temple of Pacma in his honor  :(

 

That should have already been done. I have a standing agreement with Athena that stipulates at least one temple per week pending payment in salmon. You did receive the salmon didn't you?

*wipes her mouth and looks guilty* Well you see...

Just like the last time....

 

*pats rey on the back to burp her*

*spontaneously grows a dorsal fin which slices Wes' hand clean off in the process of sprouting*

*loses a hande but learns a valuable lesson*

 

Put's a hook in reys mouth and throws her back. Hands fishing rod to a body builder.  Enjoy!

*becomes a giant squid and drags Wes into the depth with the crushing grip of her tentacles*

 

*goes deeper, deeper, and deeper, until we pass davy jones locker, and then get to my house*

 

Join me for tea?

No lemon, if you don't mind.

 

Not at all. So how are the nephews? is it springtime there yet?

Nope, not quite.  Actually, I dunno.  I don't pay attention to such things.

* holding breath *

* turning blue *

* bubbles leaking from edges of mouth *

* eyes bulging wildly *

* can't open mouth to talk, so uses telecommunication instead *

 

Forgot my dad-blamed diving apparatus!

 

Would love to try some of your delectable tea, but if I take a sip all of my oxygen might escape!

 

And the spam crumpets look truly delicious!

 

My apologies for being such a block head!  I promise!  Next time I come to visit you beyond the deepest depths of the ocean I will wear the correct attire!

 

 

* thinks it over *

* really pondering heavily *

 

Oh, what the hay!  Just one little nibble of a crumpet can't hurt!  I never could resist spam when it's been crushed by billions of tons of sea water!

 

* starts to open mouth to take a little nibble *

* billions of tons of sea water immediately invade Gwampy through the newly opened crack *

* Gwampy blows up like a balloon *

* trying to close the crack back shut but can't *

 

CRAP!!!

When will I ever learn to keep my mouth shut!

::)

 

* Gwampy bursts into a million tiny bits of Gwampy flesh and goo *

* plankton begin feeding on the Gwampy remains *

* whale eats the plankton *

* Gwampy coagulates into a gel in the belly of the whale *

* whale migrates to the north pole *

* Gwampy solidifies *

* whale migrates to California to do some tourist watching *

* Gwampy thaws out *

* whale blows Gwampy out her blow hole *

* tourists take pictures of the whale with Gwampy on it's back *

 

Thank you kindly, mistress whale!

 

Not a problem, Gwampy!

 

* Gwampy dives into the ocean and swims to the tourist boat *

* they haul his soggy butt aboard *

 

Thanks! ;D

 

Anybody got some deep sea diving gear?  I know where there's a REALLY great tea party going on!

;D

Brand new over in Children of Light discussion group:

 

"Cat's eyes" by GrandpaG.

 

ENJOY!!!

 

Extreme spammers are highly recommended to add a little something special to it!!!

such a waste of words

 

those could probably have been 100 posts :(

*uses Thorum to clog the drain*

*...around gwampy's rocking chair...*

:o

 

::)

 

Just went and read it.  :-[

 

No where's near as good today as when I wrote it.  :'(

 

Oh, well...stuff happens.  ::)

 

And then you die.

 

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A bad day in fantasy is better than a good day in reality. :)

don't forget you pay taxes in between!

*hides with the t*

I'll bet Red and Min got married, didn't they. ::)

 

They're probably fighting over who gets the next use of the internet so neither of them is here spamming!  Someone needs to invent a HIS AND HER spamming device so they can both come here to enjoy their fantasy family TOGETHER!!!  Spamming each other at the same time in DM could prove to be...spiritual!!! ;D

damn. now i canno use ha le'er. how am i supposed oooo speak?

* scratches head *

Eh?

???

 

OOOOOoooooHHHhhhhh!!!!

 

* bops forehead *

No "t's"!

 

I'm not really THAT old...I've always been a bit dense. :-[

 

*grins and hugs gramps* it's all going to be o.k.

what's the worst that could happen to you? eventually you will become fertilizer and create something new.

Speaking of fertilizer...

 

HAPPY SPRINGTIME!!!

 

(So sorry you're "Down Under", Jelly  :'()

 

My wife had me print her off a copy of the "Spring from a Gleeman's viewpoint" over in the Wagons of the Tuatha'an.  She said I should sell it... :o ::) ???...to WHOM? ??? ::) :o  But it's always nice to get a little praise from someone who usually finds something wrong with whatever you do or don't do, right? ;D

 

Beautiful day today...sunny and around sixty degrees (farenheit). :)