Do you fight pirate ninjas in it

you jump on a pyramid and squish snakes...

Oh god it wasn't bad enough to have Boyo spouting off about the impossibility that is the pirinja, you're going to start too?

... I very much doubt it...

 

what have you done with boyo, anyway?

Him, not you.

 

Also I've done lots of things to Boyo, but none that would explain his lack, beyond general Boyoishness.

ADHD I'd guess

He shows up a couple of weeks out of the year, that's it.

Unfortunately alot of the old hands don't seem to come around anymore

perhaps they have lives... sad really. they'll only end up more miserable and lonely in the long run.

Without their digital friends they will have to settle for real friends

Or, as is more likely, bourbon.

which should not prevent internet posting...

 

perhaps prostitutes and such?

You overestimate the fiduciary capabilities of the average Fiddler.

you overestimate the cost of some virtues.

As in most instances, you get what you pay for. In certain cases, what you're paying for equates to x/32 teeth.

..... i suspect in many instances that equation would be inverted...

 

you've never taken a drive past the williamsburg bridge then? you would need change for a five...

You should pay the fiddler if he is average, you wouldn't get your moneys worth

wrong bridge

As I've stated, I've never been to New Yuck.

Because it's a library?

Because it's full of city.

Nasty city, if Sim City has taught us anything is an alien invasion is always entertaining

it's a great place to be a young adult with enough money. otherwise... better off dead..

The last part applies to most anything, I find.

Like losing your last little pac man