I never LOL.

 

Well... almost never.

 

Maybe sometimes... but seldom.

 

I did a few days ago but I don't remember why.

 

* tries to remember but can't *

* not really sure if it was a LOL or just a gut chuckle *

* shrugs *

 

 

edit:

 

I quite often FOL.

 

(Fart Out Loud).

 

I know for a fact that I did that just today.

 

My wife commented that we had beans for supper last night.

 

I smiled and nodded in agreement.

 

But, that was not the LOL incident that a can't remember.

Edited October 8, 201212 yr by GrandpaG

Farting is pretty much your sole character trait. You are one-dimensional.

But his farts are four dimensional

They spread backwards and forwards and time simultaneously HIS OWN FARTS HATH BROUGHT HIM INTO EXISTENCE *negates his time*

And thus was born gramps

*Also Spracht Zarathustra plays in the background*

Gwampy is far from one dimensional.

 

I fart, yes.

 

I also juggle.

 

I throw knives.

 

I shoot the long bow.

 

I do the Gwampy dance.

 

I use the One Power to form gateways.

 

I eat burnt trolloc that tastes like chicken.

 

I let Wolfkin pups lick my face even though they have puppy breath.

 

I chase the COL bus as it is leaving me in it's dust.

 

I make up all sorts of stories and share them with my fantasy friends.

 

I am even active in the world of politics.

 

Do I fart?

 

Yes.

 

But, I am NOT one dimensional.

 

I'm more like an onion.

 

Many layers and stinky.

 

I could probably make you cry if I really put my mind to it.

 

But, I won't if I can help it because I would rather make people smile.

 

And farts have a way of making people smile.

 

I am also very long winded.

 

And I like it when the smileys are working.

 

When you say, "probably make you cry", do you mean me specifically? *scoff*

Never, my queen.

 

* gets down to one knee and gives the Fiddlesticks salute *

* farts *

* blushes *

* tries not to LOL *

*shoves you into the Mariana Trench*

After jumping through all of the hoops to finally be able to type a reply I forgot what I was going to say.

 

Oh, yeah... got tossed into the deepest part of the ocean... need to dream up an elaborate escape.

 

 

 

 

 

* fills his bowel with as much Gwampy gas as possible *

* lets it exhaust slowly so he doesn't get the bends as he ascends to the surface *

* breaks free into the waves *

* takes a deep breath of fresh salt air *

* coughs *

* tries to calculate how many seconds it took him to make that ascent while holding his breath *

* eyes bug out (not even gonna try the smiley) *

* lets out the last of his reserve of gas to propel himself to a nearby desert island *

* crawls up onto the beach *

* waits for a rescue *

* looks around to see if there are any wild beans growing on this island *

Of course, depressurizing that quickly would cause you to explode.

That's the beauty of Fiddlesticks, my dear... it's not real !!!

 

 

 

* watches reyler as the revelation sinks in *

* her face turns red then green *

* she starts to weave as if she'll fall over *

* her lips move as she whispers "it's not real" to herself *

* her eyes close and she slumps into a heap on the floor *

* she's out colder than a mackerel *

 

Speaking of mackerel, where the heck has the Bar Mackerel gone?

As per usual, your analysis of other people is horribly off-base. Not only am I acutely aware of the unreality of the Fiddlesverse, I have been adamant in my refusal to believe in the reality of the other participants thereof.

 

tl;dr version, you're no more real than Aslan.

With the hair to match?

In his nose, maybe.

I didn't mean to ruffle your imaginary feathers... I was only playing.

 

As usual, my intent was misread... happens to me all the time in that other world... nobody but me knows how nice of a guy I really am... I think I come across to them as being serious when I usually am not.

 

* gives reyler a friendly decapitation as an apology *

* stab *

*puts you in an acorn and feeds you to the ducks*

* gets ejected from the duck's innards encased in a cozy layer of fertilizer *

* nestles into some warm, moist nutritious soil *

* is dissolved slowly by earth worms *

* grows into a mighty oak tree *

* casts shade on all who pass beneath his branches *

*the tree is hit by lightning and set aflame*

 

*is the lightning*

* casts a brilliant light so that none should fear the darkness of night *

*puts the batteries into the flashlight backwards and switches it on, draining all the light*

* can't think of a brilliant come back *

* goes into a corner to pout *

*stuffs Gwampy into his own locker and tips it over onto the door*

*stuffs Gwampy into his own locker and tips it over onto the door*

 

OOC:  sorry...this was the only way I could get the reply to work...then I hit the "TAB" button and lost what I had entered...I'll try once more (persistent old fart, eh?).

 

 

IC:  * pretends that he is in a barrel going over Niagara Falls *

 

* gets locker rolling *

* door flies open *

* bails out *

* jumps up and brushes himself off *

 

Humpf !!!

 

That was almost TOO easy !!!