Oh I know he wouldn't try to protect me but he might think you were competing for his wildebeest or having fun and join in with tooth and claw. He's a bit ... Active...

Rule One of Cat Law is that all other rules are superceded when the Cat does not wish to follow them.

That's certainly true, but rule one of kitten law is that if you can be adorable while doing violence, you should do it.

 

If you were bending over the tub to hold my head under, he would be compelled to jump on your shoulders and dig in some claws.

 

Like he's doing to me right now.

 

Scuse me I must annoy him with enforced snuggling.

It bears repeating

 

Anybody heard from Loki since he grew up?

He may have been chipper shreddered by a kitten indifferent to his suffering.

You'd have to ask any of the people that know him on Facebook. That's how meesh got him to bubble up to the surface last time he came around; of course, meesh herself has been AWOL for a couple of years now.

I need him to get the Europeans to buy my book on Kindle.

I think he'd be cross (or pretend to be) should you associate him with Europe. A Brit thing, I guess.

I don't need European money anyway...it would mess up the coffee vending machine at work.

 

: )

Edited February 2, 20169 yr by GrandpaG

What, don't vending machines take Bitcoin?

Boy I can't wait to come back to this page a month from now lacking any kind of context for that post.

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah I clicked on this thread at random and saw that at the top of the page. 

Like you never bit a kitten

Like he's never choked a chicken.

Still breathing.

 

Hi, bye.

 

Love,

Gramps

OMG Gramps! 

Not as rare a sighting in recent years as a Danya, but increasingly uncommon nonetheless.

Still amazing! And A Danya is very rare, hardly around. Not very many left. its sad. 

Found one! *keeps it in a jar for preservation*

*dies inside the jar*

 

Oh well, there I go :) 

Oh well, dissection involves less screaming than vivisection anyway.

You are so clever! Np need to be afraid anymore. Good on me. 

*bottles your organs individually*

Think they'll sell well?

It was more for preservation and study.