*cries and looks up to to if gwampy is watching*

*snorts*

I wonder what it would be like to be strolling down the streets of Manchester some day and accidentally bump into Red.  ???

 

He probably wouldn't recognize me without my First Fool's hat.  ::)

 

If I did speak, he wouldn't recognize my voice as being that of Gwampy.

:(

 

We'd probably exchange politenesses and be about our business.  :'(

 

Oh, well...'tis a pleasure indeed to know you here in the world of Fiddlesticks my good man!!!  ;D

 

* grabs Red by the hair *

* spins him around a few times until he looks dizzy *

* not too much or he'll barf *

* sets him back down *

* watches him wobble *

;D

Yes I believe that would be true in most cases, we only know eachother in DM and not RL

Yet it's also a communication method that promotes character seperation!

This is real life, and we do know each other, we're just communicating by computer instead of face to face.

 

 

* channels a thin whisp of air *

* lets it run slowly and gently up the back of Jelly's neck *

* up both ear lobes from the bottom simultaneously *

* tickles the inside of her ears *

* uses the air to whisper sweet nothings from a long, long distance *

* smiles *

:)

 

Yup.

Seems real enough to me!

;D

I think you'd rather it not, unless of course your into jailbait

I thought Jelly was reyler's Doctor Jeckyl alter-ego?  ???

Nope, she's like 16

*Is unlikely to run into anyone from DM*

*Lives in the other 'Land-Down-Under'*  ;D

You're either refering to to New Zealand, Antarctica or Hell ... I wonder which?

Well hell would be close but she's from NZ

For this sites purpose it's the same thing

Jelly, dear, I really do enjoy your character here in the land of fantasy...and yes...here...I might stab you...or blow channeled air into your ears...but ONLY here!!!

 

I'm not really a dirty old man...it's all put on for fun.  I truly hope that you don't take my playfulness wrong.  I can't afford to drive to Chicago let alone fly to NZ!!!  So, please...enjoy my fun in the way that it is meant and for crying out loud erase everything from your memory that you have ever heard here!!!

:o

 

(except for the really good stuff >:D )

;)

I'm sure jelly can hear you all the way in England

Yeah, I'm the 15 year old from NZ.  ;)

 

And I'm the 20 year old aussie

*Goes through the wardrobe to the magical land of Narnia*  ::)

*moggy goes through to a black hole of spam*

Yeah, I'm the 15 year old from NZ.  ;)

 

 

 

I really don't remember the girls being so...informed about life...when I was 15.

Either I was naive or they were very good pretenders...or my memory is fading?  ::)  ???

Then, too...I was a shy introverted nerd who didn't have a clue about girls...and we had no internet.

 

Anyway, Mog, if I have said anything here to offend you I apologize.

I really enjoy being able to let my hair down in the world of fantasy because I have never been able to in the "real" world...sometimes I probably go too far...but never intentionally...I'm just overly zealous.  :-[

 

And, a rambling spammer!!!  ;D

 

Want to watch me juggle my balls?

:)

Okay! Yay!, I love jugglers... :D

 

(If you had put a  ;) after that last statement instead of a  :) I would have created a very awkward cyber-silence.  ;))

Gramps, why must you not test people?

* reaches up his sleeve to get a green juggling ball *

* three blue ones fall out on the floor *

CRAP!!!

Now I gotta bend over!!!

>:(

* bends over to pick up a blue ball *

* seems to be reverse-magnetized so it rolls away from his hand *

* he lunges at the stupid thing *

* it skittles away *

* he looks around for one of the other two *

* sees one under a side-table next to his reclining chair *

* reaches under to get the ball *

* finds the rat trap that he had forgotten that he had put under there several months ago *

 

SSSSNNNAAAPPPP!!!

 

:o

OOOUUUUCCCHHH!!!

:o

 

* instead of removing the trap, he shakes his hand vigorously hoping it will fall off *

* dances around the room, jumping up and down, shaking his hand wildly *

* steps on the remaining blue ball *

* foot flies straight up in front of him *

* loses his balance and falls backward *

* arms flailing about trying to regain balance *

* smacks the back of his head on a half-opened door *

TTHHHHUUUDDDD!!!

CCRRRUUUUNNNNCCCCCHHHHH!!!!

* the back of his skull pops open *

* Gwampy brain starts to leak out *

* not bad...just a slow oooozzzzzing *

:-[

Sorry...guess I won't be juggling for a while.

Need to find an Aes Sedai or a Wisdom or something.

* remembers it's Father's Day *

CRAP!!!

Everything's probably closed for the holiday!!!

Oh, well.

I'll juggle for ya sometime after my skull has time to regenerate.

Sorry.

:-[

 

All of you dads (and Gwampys) have a nice Father's Day!!!

:)

*replaces all of gramps balls with dynamite, and I mean all of them*

Thread? *looks around*

 

This thread is about to explode. I shouldn't sleep here.