*hugglesnuggles gwampy and wraps him up and posts him to min since shes fond ov dirty old men*

how dare ou i like dirty young men.....no offense

:( but i old .. i knew i shudnt have taken that bath too

loki's not old, he's barely out of diapers!

 

And we're all hoping that psychiatric counselling will help keep him that way.

* pops rey's eyes out and offers them to Red's mad hatter as a treat *

Oh now you've done it now there's nothing to keep the laser beams from getting out *death rays fire unencumbered from her empty eye sockets*

*deflects laser beams with sarcasm*

:o

:o

:o

 

OMG!!!

 

 

:o

:o

:o

 

* jerks rey's eyeballs out of the mad hatter's hand just before he pops them into his mouth *

 

WWHHEEWW!!!

 

* quickly slams them back into rey's eye sockets...desperately trying to avoid being zapped by one of the sizzling hot beams *

* at the last split-second, one lone nasty beam zaps Gwampy's newly grown crop of curly Demi-hair into a mullet-flattop *

 

CRAP!!!

>:(

 

Now I'll have to give Demi another $50 for one lousy ounce of his magical hair growing goo and start all over again!!!

>:(

 

Guess that will teach me to "NEVER MESS WITH HER MAJESTIE'S EYEBALLS", huh?  :-[

Sorry bout that gramps, didn't mean to hit your hair

That's OK, BC.

 

It hadn't fully regrown yet after being burned off in the electric chair over in SG...then I pretended to buy some magic hair tonic from Demi (never paid him the imaginary $50) but my new hair grew out all curly...this time I'll let it grow out straight on it's own...maybe.

 

Gotta go.

* heads off to the dollar store to purchase a can of spam *

* thinking about frying it to have with eggs and toast *

;D

May you have much spam

May your Sunday frock never grow garden gnomes.

*invites garden gnomes to celebration and then massacre's them*

May your Sunday frock never grow garden gnomes.

 

 

You say the sweetest things...uuuhhh...can't call her majesty "kitten" any more...uuuhhh...

* trying desperately to think of a replacement pet name that will fit the amazingly hypnotic new avatar *

Stinky?

Nope.

Too personal.

Toots?

Already taken.

Jasmine?

Doesn't fit.

Nana?

Sounds too old.

Ms. Houdini?

Getting warmer.

Ezmirelda?

Getting warmer.

Wonder woman?

Nice memories, but no.

Eyes that mezmorize...hhhhmmmmmm....

Eyemez!

No.

Mezeye!

No.

MEZZIE!

No.

MZ.

Sounds too rap singerish.

Baby cakes.

Nnnaaaahh...doesn't fit that devilish personality.

"OH MIGHTY MATE OF THE DARK ONE"?

Too hard to type.

I give up.

Guess I'll have to stick with "rey" or "her majesty"...

BBOOOORRRRRIINNGG!!!

Or,

I could start a fake contest...

"Find Gwampy a pet name for reyler"...

With fake prizes and everything...

Maybe even fake cash!!!

I could offer the winner a fake cruise to the fake Hawaiian Islands!!!

All fake expenses paid!!!

With LOTS of terms and conditions neatly hidden in the fake fine print!!!

Nah...

Fake that.

Too much faking work.

MZ?

Nope...already threw that one out.

Crap!!!

I hate it when my mind draws a blank!  (careful with the "old fart" comments)

>:(

As Forrest Gump would say,

"Have a nice day".

:)

Too much text *collapses from exhaust fumes*

Too much text *collapses from exhaust fumes*

 

You "faked" reading the WoT series, didn't you!!!

No I read it, just it was good. :P

*cuts Gwampy's head off to give badizzle something to sit down on*

*carves out head for halloween despite the fact we don't celebrate it over here*

You... you don't have Halloween in Australia? God you guys suck.

No grocery sack full of candy?  What a drag!  How did you ever get beyond puberty without the sugar super charges?  ???

 

edit:

Carve my pumpkin head all that you want...just don't sit on it like rey said...might stunt the growth of my new head of hair!  >:(

 

 

The new avatar reminds me of the young daughter on the Addams Family...Wendy or Wednesday, I think...only with full-moon white colored irises.  HHHHMMMmmmmm.

Wed?

Nope.

Not sure.

W?

Too short.

Dang.

I liked "kitten".

>:(

UUUUHHHHHmmm.

Nope.

She'd never consider changing back to catwoman just for me.

Oh, well.

Something will pop into my skull eventually just like "kitten" did.

:)

Wednesday, and she was played in the movies by the not-then-but-eventually delectable Christina Ricci

CR?

No.

Too initially.

 

Christ?

Doesn't sound like my queen at all.

 

Ric?

She's NOT a BOY!!!

 

Wednesday...hhhmmmm.

Middle of the week.

Hump day.

Humpie?

Nope.

Too sensual.

Or camelly.

Middie?

Nope.

I'm trying too hard.

 

NATASHA!!!

Like Boris Badenough's girlfriend from Rocky & Bullwinkle!!!

NNAAAHHHhhh.

>:(

This REALLY should NOT be this HARD!!!

>:(

 

Maybe it'll come to me if I take a nice, long Gwampy SUPER SNOOZE!!!

;D

That's "Badenov"

 

And that's also deserving of being spray painted fluorescent pink! *does that*

*  GLOWS  *