What's a frickin lemon party.

I would tell you to Google it but I would totally get in trouble if I did.

Wait......EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

* checks his left pants pocket *

* lingers for a while as he searches his right pants pocket *

* shakes his gleeman's cloak because he doesn't want to go through all of the hidden pockets *

* balls of all sizes and colors bounce in all directions *

* throwing knives clang on the floor *

* a pair of girl's undies drift to a halt atop of the knives *

:-[

How did THOSE get in there?

::)

* goes over to the locker where he stores his Court Bard garb *

* a thorough search produces nothing *

* a little idea light bulb pops up above his First Fool's hat *

* he forms a weave for a gateway and opens it then steps through *

* over beside the tequilla lake he bends down to stare along the shore *

>:(

CRAP!!!

>:(

I thought I might have lost it while taking a dip...guess not.

* some Wolfkin pups sneak up on him and tackle him *

* they get more gentle when they notice the wounds from his recent ticker rebuild *

* their licks make the wounds feel better *

Have you little tikes seen my Google?

* the pups look puzzled *

I need to find out what a lemon party is but I seem to have misplaced my Google.

* the male pup lifts his leg and pees on Gwampy's boot *

* his buddy gets the other boot *

* the females watch with wolfish grins *

Very funny, boys.  >:(

* the pups just grin devilishly * >:D

I think you already know!

I didn't even have to look.

I just remembered that I read somewhere lemon some times means.....Ugh*shivers*

Great. Now we have to go on a quest to find your Google Gwamps. :) lol

Or he could stop acting like he can't use the internet

Then how is he on here now? :-\IS HE USING HIS MIND?! :o

either his or yours...

 

Which would mean...

 

No.

"A bad day in fantasy is better than a good day in reality."

-- GrandpaG original saying.

 

 

I like to pretend.

It's much easier and far more fun than being serious.

Serious minds belong over in the Structured world.

Mine doesn't fit there for long.

I like to pretend.

 

* hears an echoing sound *

Must be my hollow head acting up again.

:-[

Not only that, but just about every theory you post over that way gets shot down hard.

So true.

I just don't fit in with the serious folk.

Much better with those who understand fun and fantasy.

 

Hi, sweetie!

 

I'd love to stay and spam a while, but I've already been here too long.

Gotta git up and move around.

Don't want no blood clots messing up the new improved ticker, ya see.

 

Wifey is gone to Walmart with the oldest grandson, so maybe I can sneak back in later?

Bye for now.

:-*

I thought you were diesel-powered

I saw a dude pull up to a diesel pump in a VW Beetle the other day.

I run on "natural" gas.  ;D

 

 

BEAN POWER!!!  ;D

I know your weakness then!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAH!

Man, I should have seen that one coming. *seals up Gwampy's bum with cement*

Oh no reyler. Just lace his blood with Beano. :D

* gas can't escape so Gwampy fills up like a balloon *

* cement plug final pops out releasing the gas *

* Gwampy holds out his gleeman's cloak like bat wings *

* soars off to find his friend Peter Pan in Neverland *

8)

Have fun at neverland

Wait. Lost boys Neverland or Michael Jackson Neverland?

The one with Peter Pan.

 

Speaking of bat wings, I watched The Dark Knight today...it was...different...not at all like the old TV series...or the comics.

I liked it better this way ;D

I felt like they might have gone a little too far to prove the "evil" point with the Joker...he could have been a little less graphic and still had a similar affect (IMO).  Definitely a quality production.  I loved the expression on the bad guy's face when he saw the train headed for disaster...excellent acting job!!!

If you wanted it to be like the old Adam West show, Joel Schumacher already made that movie.

 

I bought Dark Knight and put it in the dvd player and it said it couldn't play it  :( It works fine in my dvd-rom drive, but I don't want to watch it on my frigging computer!