Oh well.

Your just making me think that all Aussies are wussies.

When are we gonna send Gwampy to a nursing home? ???

Right before he figures out that nursing in this instance does not mean breastfeeding.

Sounds almost like a diabolical plo of some kind.

I'm gonna just assume you meant to say "plot", because otherwise I would end up making some political humor and maybe starting a fight.

 

And if I wanted to start a fight, I'd rather just show a little leg.

Yeah I meant plot...

 

How do you start a fight by showing off your leg?

You misunderstood, I think.

 

She likely meant that she would remove your leg, possibly by means of a chain saw...no...that's not creative enough for her majesty.

That's not actually what I meant at all, and Corn has obviously never had his brain subsumed by testosterone to the point where he would do any stupid thing over a woman.

That would just be dumb. I've been entranced by one but never so much so as to do anything over it.

Me neither.

* shakes his head vigorously in the negative *

No way.

Never.

Not me.

I be smarter than that.

Me and Narg.

Too smart.

* continues telling lies for another page and a half *

Gwampy someday we're going to find out that you're really thirteen and have been making all this "old" stuff up all along.

He's actually 10 :o

Yer only as ole as ye feel, mate!

 

Me?

 

I got meseff a newly tuned up ticker, I did.

 

Feels forty or so years younger, it does.

 

Besides.

 

I has to act me age over in that "other" place, right?

 

Leave the ole codger to enjoy 'is remaining days, eh?  ;D

GWAMPEY GWAMPEY GWAMPEY!!!!! *chant* GIVE US A GEE! ....

 

on a more subdued note, :shock: OMG leg?

Lies! Ye're but thirteen suns olds and ye've but recently discovered yer wee-wee and internet pr0n!

looooooooool, if only that were the case

That's a lot of outs.

outs of what types?

Realisations FB, realisations

ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

* scratches gray hair on top of his head *

I don't get it.

* picks loose booger from left nostril *

* examines, then flicks *

Some days I'm convinced that I did some heavy drugs in my younger days even though I know that I didn't...a couple of months of constant booze just before boot camp...that's all.

::)

Did you sleep during those months?

lol, they sneek up on you in the early hours, and spike you

What if they stake you instead?

i was thinking needles, but stakes might work