*pots bougainvillaeas in Toy's ears and navel*

*takes 96 on a date*  almost, buddy, almost.

Buddy Holly is dead, leave him alone!

you brought him up!

Didn't ever! I blame Rivers Cuomo!

Point the finger to whomever, but three's always pointing back at you.  Unless you're disfigured.

I DO THE DISFIGURING ROUND HERE SON *sharpens the butcher knife*

But you have to admit that butter is a good lubricant.

Easier cleanup than axle grease and even slightly healthier, sure.

just make sure its not a substitute.

"I Can't Believe It's Not Tapeworm!"

With a dragon painted right on the blade!

I really hate this cheap piece of garbage sword I got all those years ago; I need to buy me a good one.

Me too.  I got this sword that looked and felt awesome and real until I took it home and broke it against my door.  Cheap piece of ***8*

I have the best sword ever!

* is grateful *

Thank you both for depositing such wonderful spam to be savored whenever desired for as long as this thread may last.

Such random nonsense can only be the product of truly magnificent minds.

* bows head respectfully *

Randomess

Hey, you've been in my room, haven't you?  >:(

Aren't nothin' random about thems, each and every one is wholly deliberate to conform to the grand spacial pattern, and if'n you can't pick out the coordination of tangents involved, you must be an eyeless cantaloupe. *cracks Gwampy's head open and eats it for breakfast with a glass of orange juice*

I love not remembering what the hell was going on.  Makes things less...coordinate...or something.

Random?

No, not random, but definitely confusing.  Which makes things fresh and well oiled.

No I mean I was just posting a post that said random because I couldn't think of anything, but that's spamming so I guess I'm good ;)

And that makes my post less prevalent?  No, I didn't think so.

Oh, I know so.